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Jurt and Turt Rivers: Tuesday, May 5th, 2026

5/5/20261 hr 25 min

1. Met Gala 2026 Recap (18:31)

2. Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni Settle Epic ‘It Ends With Us’ Lawsuit (Variety) (1:00:31)

3. The Masterminds of Reality TV: Most Powerful People in 2026 (Vulture) (1:14:16)

4. Pussycat Dolls Cancel Reunion Tour in North America After ‘Taking an Honest Look’ at Weak Ticket Sales (Variety) (1:21:26)

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Clips

Heidi Klum Should Be Banned
Blake Lively Had To Show
Has The Met Lost Exclusivity?
Defending Lauren Sánchez’s Move
Kim Literally Wore Sculpture
Settlement Means No One Won
Media Pounces On Blake Clip
Ozempic Joke On Skinny Carpet
Cardi B’s Confusing Couture
Unpopular Opinions Have Costs

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Speaker 00:00

    [singing] Good morning, girlies. It's The Toast. It's Jackson Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's The Toast.

  2. Jackie Oshry· Host0:22

    I sound amazing.

  3. Claudia Oshry· Host0:23

    Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Tuesday, the first Tuesday in May. I'm your host, Turdy Rivers, wearing my finest leggings to criticize all the high fashion looks at last night's Met Gala, and I'm joined by my barrel jean-wearing sister, Jacqueline Follet, former editor of Runway Paris.

  4. Jackie Oshry· Host0:41

    Jert Rivers.

  5. Claudia Oshry· Host0:42

    Jert and Turt Rivers. [laughs] Like, everyone's so afraid. I love that, like, fashion police these days is like, "Oh, I don't love her shoe."

  6. Jackie Oshry· Host0:51

    Yeah.

  7. Claudia Oshry· Host0:51

    "7 out of 10."

  8. Jackie Oshry· Host0:52

    Would've- No ... paired it with a different shoe.

  9. Claudia Oshry· Host0:54

    [laughs] Me, ugly dress, ugly girl. Like, I'm here to clock in. I'm here to say the things that people won't say, even though there wasn't anything, like, obscenely offensive.

  10. Jackie Oshry· Host1:02

    Yeah, the, I think the general tone is gonna be like, everyone looked beautiful. The place looked great. The place looked great, actually. The carpet was beautiful.

  11. Claudia Oshry· Host1:10

    Wedding inspo, like those lavender, um, like, ceiling m- flower murals. It was really quite beautiful.

  12. Jackie Oshry· Host1:17

    I saw a tweet that was like, "The carpet looked like a Jewish wedding at Cipriani."

  13. Claudia Oshry· Host1:21

    Yes.

  14. Jackie Oshry· Host1:22

    And it did [laughs] in a beautiful way.

  15. Claudia Oshry· Host1:23

    Absolutely. Met Gala is our first story. We'll try and just- And- ... contain it to that ...

  16. Jackie Oshry· Host1:28

    and our biggest story. I'm actually, like, I'm not being

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