Judi Love, Batty Riders & Lee's Thin Walls
5/13/202654 min
This week on Bottoms Up! Alan Carr and Lee Peart catch up over a bottle of Riesling as they reminisce about a very expensive tuk-tuk ride that ended in a drunken livestream - complete with red wine-stained teeth. The pair recap a disappointing lunch with mutual friend Tom Allen, while Lee shares what he’s discovered since finally moving into his own flat… namely that the walls are VERY thin and absolutely everything can be heard. Joining the boys this week is comedian Judi Love, who arrives with a bottle guaranteed to blow their socks off. She chats about her favourite wine, her brand-new stand-up tour and TV show Celebrity Sabotage. The trio discuss Notting Hill Carnival, Pum Pum shorts and Batty Riders, and Judi reveals why she’s officially a doctor. Chapters: 00:00 - Coming Up… 00:30 - Alan & Lee Guess Today’s Guest 01:36 - Lee Gets Dissed on the Red Carpet 04:15 - Lunch in a Bus Lane with Tom Allen 05:24 - Thin Walls & Alan’s Four-Foot Dildo?! 08:33 - Judi Love’s Jamaican Rum Punch 14:19 - Judi & Lee’s New Single?! 21:34 - Judi’s Dating App Disaster 24:43 - Judi Love: All About the Love 38:56 - Wine, Carnival & Batty Riders Drinks featured: Dr. Loosen Ürziger Würzgarten Riesling Kabinett Wray & Nephew White Overproof Rum Drink responsibly, and as always… Bottoms Up! Bottoms Up! With Alan Carr and Lee Peart is a Listen production. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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First 90 secondsJudi Love· Guest0:00
You are exactly how you are on TV.
Lee Peart· Host0:02
Yes.
Alan Carr· Host0:02
Aw.
Judi Love· Guest0:02
There's no professionalism whatsoever. [laughs] [laughs] Something was wrong, like, with the garden, and I was ready to call the council, and they were like, "You own your property, bitch. You've gotta pay for that shit yourself." [laughs] I'm like, "What?"
Lee Peart· Host0:16
Halfway through.
Alan Carr· Host0:16
Shit. [laughs] I'm meant to be doing Dry Jan.
Judi Love· Guest0:21
[laughs] [laughs] Well, I'll tell you what. It was a dry jan, but in a different area, so there you go then.
Alan Carr· Host0:27
[upbeat jazzy music] Hello, and welcome to Bottoms Up with me, Alan Carr, and Leigh Pierce.
Lee Peart· Host0:33
Yes, we're the reason the bottle never quite makes it to the rack, so pour yourself a large one and stick with us. And that is what I'm gonna do today with our welcome drink, which is a little clue to the guest we've got today, Dr. Loosen.
Alan Carr· Host0:49
Dr. Hilary.
Lee Peart· Host0:51
No, not Dr. Hilary.
Alan Carr· Host0:53
Doc- Doc- Don't get excited.
Lee Peart· Host0:55
[laughs] Manage your expectations.
Alan Carr· Host0:57
Okay, doctor.
Lee Peart· Host0:59
She is a doctor.
Alan Carr· Host1:00
She's a doctor.
Lee Peart· Host1:01
And- Dr.
Alan Carr· Host1:02
Queen Medicine Woman.
Lee Peart· Host1:03
[laughs] Okay, stop guessing. [laughs] Even though I was- We got Jane Seymour. [laughs] Loosen. That's all I'm gonna say.
Alan Carr· Host1:14
Oh, my God.
Lee Peart· Host1:15
And it's a riesling, and I know for a fact that this lady loves a riesling.
Alan Carr· Host1:20
Oh, really?
Lee Peart· Host1:21
Riesling, riesling? Let's ask her when she comes on.
Alan Carr· Host1:24
Yes, yeah.
Lee Peart· Host1:24
Anyway, how are you, babes?
Alan Carr· Host1:25
Now, that's the kind of doctor I would meet up with every week and check myself out.
Lee Peart· Host1:29
Yeah, yeah.
Unknown speaker1:29
[laughs]