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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Joe DeRosa Is Vile & Horrendous

1/14/20261 hr 17 min

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This week, Christina P holds down the fort while Tom Segura is away, and she’s joined by comedian Jo...

Clips

Weed vs. Alcohol Double Standard
Airline Rage, Heartfelt Apology
Christine's Savage Nerd Roast
Post-COVID National PTSD Rant
Announcing 'Vile and Horrendous' Show

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Speaker 0· Soundbite0:00

    [upbeat music] Wel- welcome, welcome to your mom's house. [upbeat music] Mercy is coming to theaters January 23rd.

  2. Speaker 1· Soundbite0:13

    This is the Mercy Core, powered by artificial intelligence. Detective Raven, you're charged with the murder of your wife.

  3. Speaker 0· Soundbite0:19

    I'm not guilty.

  4. Speaker 1· Soundbite0:20

    You have 90 minutes to prove it, or you will be executed.

  5. Speaker 0· Soundbite0:23

    You must use the tools- Every camera and cell phones at your disposal ... to solve the mystery. Can I see my daughter's socials?

  6. Speaker 1· Soundbite0:29

    You hear that?

  7. Speaker 0· Soundbite0:29

    Someone was in my basement. Chris Pratt. Maybe she found something she wasn't supposed to. Rebecca Ferguson.

  8. Speaker 1· Soundbite0:34

    You must move from one piece of the puzzle to the next. You know, I have something here.

  9. Speaker 0· Soundbite0:36

    Oh, my God! Mercy, rated PG-13. May be inappropriate for children under 13. Only in theaters January 23rd.

  10. Christina P· Host0:41

    [slurping] Happy New Year, everybody. I'm so happy to be back. Tim is in, uh, Los Angeles working on Bad Thoughts 2, but to keep me company is the most fantastic Joe Derosa, everybody!

  11. Joe DeRosa· Guest0:55

    [clapping] Hi. [clapping] So wait- [clapping] I'm so glad you're here. Do you always call him Tim, or was that an accident?

  12. Christina P· Host1:00

    Well, I'm Christine, and he's Tim. [chuckles] People call us that- Yeah ... over the years, and so now we just call ourselves that. People call me Christine my whole life, and I- Okay ... do people call you something other than Joe?

  13. Joe DeRosa· Guest1:11

    No, but they will say, "Does it have an E?" And I go, "Yes, 'cause I'm not a woman."

  14. Christina P· Host1:15

    Yeah.

  15. Joe DeRosa· Guest1:16

    But, you know, yeah.

  16. Christina P· Host1:17

    'Cause Joe is just, Joe is from Facts of Life Joe, the lesbian mechanic.

  17. Joe DeRosa· Guest1:21

    Yes.

  18. Christina P· Host1:22

    Yeah.

  19. Joe DeRosa· Guest1:22

    Who was not a lesbian, because they couldn't say lesbian yet.

  20. Christina P· Host1:26

    Oh, right.

  21. Joe DeRosa· Guest1:26

    [laughing] They had to pretend like she loved dudes.

  22. Unknown speaker1:29

    [laughing]

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