Jimmy Explains Immigration to a Scottish Chef in Texas - San Antonio, Texas
5/13/202611 min
While performing in San Antonio, Jimmy Carr meets a Scottish Michelin-star chef celebrating his birthday. After learning he moved to Texas to marry a Mexican woman, Jimmy delivers a perfect deadpan reminder... To see Jimmy on tour go to http://jimmycarr.com for tickets. If you are looking to protect your wealth with physical gold, then I highly recommend The Pure Gold Company: https://pure-gold.co/jimmy Just click the link in the description to get your free copy of their investor guide. Mention my name when you speak to them and you’ll get 6 months of secure storage for your bullion absolutely free. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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First 90 secondsJimmy Carr· Host0:00
Oh, hello. I'm, uh, I'm Jimmy Carr, and this is Jimmy Carr Crowd Work. This is me in San Antonio, September 2025. Enjoy. [audience laughing] How do I like Texas? I like it. It's like America turned up to 11. [laughing] [cheering] [applauding] That's it. It's fucking excellent. I got no notes. [laughing] Very friendly, very nice people. I think the friendliness might be related to the open carry policy. [laughing] [cheering] [applauding] Well, I d- I, I like it here. I like, uh, I like everything about it. I like the food. I like the people. I like the crowds. Fucking what's not to like? [laughing] Have you ever been told that you look like a hot Richard Nixon? I look like a hot Richard Nixon. [laughing] [cheering] [applauding] Uh, uh, uh, yeah. No, but I, I, I very much like it. [laughs] [laughing] That is a dating profile I feel you would have no trouble swiping left on. [laughing] Hot Richard Nixon. No, thank you, Tricky Dicky. [laughing] Did you visit the Alamo? What, sorry? Did you visit the Alamo? No, I forgot about it. [laughing] [applauding] They tell you not to, but I fucking did. Why the hell