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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Jeans-Mas Vacation w/ Chevy Chase

12/24/20251 hr 8 min

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Clips

Turned Down Forrest Gump
No Love For New SNL
Leaving SNL Regret
Wish Trump Would Fall

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Speaker 0· Soundbite0:01

    Welcome- welcome- welcome to your mom's house.

  2. Speaker 10:07

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  3. Tom Segura· Host0:41

    Welcome to another episode of Your Mom's House and, of course, Merry Christmas.

  4. Christina Pazsitzky· Host0:49

    Merry Christmas.

  5. Speaker 0· Soundbite0:50

    You Jew motherfucker, you.

  6. Tom Segura· Host0:52

    It is the holiest of holidays. Baby Ɛgirce was born today.

  7. Christina Pazsitzky· Host0:56

    Ɛgirce.

  8. Tom Segura· Host0:57

    Ni Jesus. And, um, of course, you are probably celebrating with your families. So, merry Christmas to you and your whole entire family, grandma and children, everybody. I hope Santa visited you and treated you well, even if you're a non-believer.

  9. Christina Pazsitzky· Host1:12

    Or maybe- Jews are funny. ... maybe, uh, uh, the Chunukka fairy came and brought you something for Chanukah.

  10. Tom Segura· Host1:17

    Oh, yeah. Ho- hopefully- Chunukka. ... you had a good Chunukka, Chanukah. And- Did you celebrate a Chanukah, uh, Josh?

  11. Christina Pazsitzky· Host1:23

    I did. I've been lighting the menorah.

  12. Tom Segura· Host1:25

    Nice.

  13. Christina Pazsitzky· Host1:25

    I'm making latkes. Nice. I'm doing the whole thing. Yeah, that doesn't sound- Oh,

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