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Jade Goody | No Laughing Matter

6/3/202655 min

Jade returns to the Big Brother house, but what starts as a reality TV experiment quickly spirals into a national scandal. Finally, her actions spark outrage that reaches the Prime Minister.

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  1. Alice Levine· Host0:00

    Audible subscribers can listen to all episodes of British Scandal ad-free right now. Join Audible today by downloading the Audible app. Just a warning, just to let you know, this episode contains swearing and some depictions of racism.

  2. Matt Forde· Host0:12

    Alice, it's Matt. [sighs] You've probably seen I've been canceled. I've been fired from all my projects. I've got nowhere to go, and I remember back when we started doing the show about five years ago, you said, "Oh, if you ever need anything..." Very kind of you to offer. I wondered if I'd just come and stay with you for a bit.

  3. Alice Levine· Host0:28

    Did I? Oh, God, I don't remember. Did I definitely say that?

  4. Matt Forde· Host0:31

    Don't know. You said it the first time we met. Made, it made a real impression on me, so I, I would... I really need to come and stay with you for a while, 'cause it's got reporters outside my house, and I'm getting attacked in the street.

  5. Alice Levine· Host0:39

    You've explored every avenue? Have you called everybody in your phone book? You should, like, really go top to bottom.

  6. Matt Forde· Host0:45

    Everyone, everyone. I've, I've just been canceled by everyone.

  7. Alice Levine· Host0:47

    Okay. Okay. I've got a solution.

  8. Matt Forde· Host0:50

    Oh, thank you. Alice. I can get there in about 20 minutes.

  9. Alice Levine· Host0:54

    No, no, no, sorry. Not, not, not me. I think you've got Peter Mandelson's number, haven't you?

  10. Matt Forde· Host0:58

    Uh, are you... Uh, that doesn't instinctively feel like that would be, um, helpful.

  11. Alice Levine· Host1:06

    Yeah, no, he's perfect. I mean, he's got way more bedrooms and time and, and stuff than me, so yeah, have a good one. Okay. Ta-ta.

  12. Matt Forde· Host1:13

    [phone beeps] But are you sure that's best for me? Alice?

  13. Alice Levine· Host1:17

    [gentle music] January, 2007, Roehampton, Southwest London. Jade rocks backwards and

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