Jack & The Einstein of Gerringong

Cooper Johns· Host0:00

You just go. I'll, I'll adjust your levels on the run So Trish, do you want, do you want, when do you want me to ask you about how you're feeling?

Matty Johns· Host0:05

[laughs] No, d- Do you really care how I feel, C- Matt? Oh look, no. But, no, of course I do.

Trish Johns· Panelist0:11

I'm not well.

Matty Johns· Host0:12

You've got a cold sore. Okay.

Trish Johns· Panelist0:12

I've got cold sores.

Matty Johns· Host0:13

No, sorry Trish, let's do this officially.

Trish Johns· Panelist0:14

I'm not well.

Matty Johns· Host0:15

How you going? How you feeling, Trish?

Trish Johns· Panelist0:16

I'm not well.

Matty Johns· Host0:17

Oh.

Cooper Johns· Host0:17

What's happened with the cold sore?

Trish Johns· Panelist0:18

Oh, got a bit sticky thing on it to try and stop it developing. I don't know if that's working.

Cooper Johns· Host0:23

You've been kissing the dog, Trish?

Trish Johns· Panelist0:24

Oh, God, I don't know.

Matty Johns· Host0:26

Kissing- I'm just not well.

Trish Johns· Panelist0:27

I'm just not well ...

Matty Johns· Host0:28

kissing toads.

Trish Johns· Panelist0:28

Tennis elbow. I think I'm gonna have to retire from tennis.

Matty Johns· Host0:30

Yeah. Oh, tough luck.

Cooper Johns· Host0:32

Te- technically you have to play at a professional level to retire. You see Serena Williams is coming back.

Trish Johns· Panelist0:35

Yeah.

Matty Johns· Host0:36

Yeah.

Trish Johns· Panelist0:36

But she's just got a wild card into one event.

Cooper Johns· Host0:37

Oh, geez. Wait, how competitive now?

Matty Johns· Host0:39

Yeah.

Cooper Johns· Host0:39

Oh, she's just got a wild card into one event.

Trish Johns· Panelist0:41

No, they- She, they play social ... they're saying, like, she's making a comeback. Like, she's coming in to play at one event. Like, you know- Yeah, is she coming back? ... it's hardly a, a comeback.

Cooper Johns· Host0:49

Ooh.

Matty Johns· Host0:49

Don't call it a comeback.

Cooper Johns· Host0:50

Wrong words.

Trish Johns· Panelist0:50

[laughs] No, but like, I think it's just the media stirring their pot.

Cooper Johns· Host0:54

Oh, yeah.

Matty Johns· Host0:55

Oh, God.

Cooper Johns· Host0:55

And he's, he's- Sensationalizing everything again ...

Matty Johns· Host0:57

he, listen, he's, he's a person who makes a living off the media- [laughs] ... and now she's criticizing him.

Trish Johns· Panelist1:00

I don't make a living- You can't have it your own way ... off the media.

Matty Johns· Host1:02

Yes, you do.

Cooper Johns· Host1:03

I don't know what you call it.

Matty Johns· Host1:04

It is.

Cooper Johns· Host1:04

'Cause, yeah, well, technically- This house ... this household. Hey, you know that, you know that saucepan you cook that pasta sauce in?

Matty Johns· Host1:10

Yep.

Cooper Johns· Host1:10

Guess what paid for that saucepan?

Matty Johns· Host1:11

Yeah.

Cooper Johns· Host1:12

Media.

Matty Johns· Host1:13

You know that iron board?

Trish Johns· Panelist1:14

My teaching.

Matty Johns· Host1:14

You know that iron board?

Trish Johns· Panelist1:15

[laughs] Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Cooper Johns· Host1:17

Cooper's Only Fans.

Matty Johns· Host1:18

Yeah.

Cooper Johns· Host1:19

[laughs] You know that...

Matty Johns· Host1:20

[laughs] Oh, what was that laugh?

Cooper Johns· Host1:21

What was that noise? [laughs] What was that noise that just came out of your stupid mouth?

Matty Johns· Host1:25

Oh.

Cooper Johns· Host1:26

Dad?

Matty Johns· Host1:26

[laughs] Mate, I'm not well either.

Cooper Johns· Host1:28

Yeah.

Matty Johns· Host1:29

[laughs] Uh, let's be honest.

Trish Johns· Panelist1:29

Well, go