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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Is Ray J Gay? w/ Ari Shaffir

5/6/20261 hr 29 min

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Welcome back to another episode of Your Momma's Place! Christine is still off on the road so Tom is joined by another Jew, Mr. Ari...

Clips

Is A Big Dick Feminist?
How To Get Away With Murder
Questlove Loved My Sweater
The OD Story’s Missing Button
Ari Wants Fat Tom Back

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Tom Segura· Host0:00

    Did you bring that?

  2. Ari Shaffir· Guest0:00

    No.

  3. Tom Segura· Host0:01

    Was that just here?

  4. Ari Shaffir· Guest0:02

    Yeah. I thought the lady would be here. She's got to be represented.

  5. Tom Segura· Host0:05

    Oh, that's right.

  6. Cam Newton· Soundbite0:06

    [upbeat music] Well, welcome. Welcome to your mom's house.

  7. Tom Segura· Host0:11

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  8. Ari Shaffir· Guest1:16

    Ready in [speaking foreign language].

  9. Tom Segura· Host1:18

    He knows.

  10. Ari Shaffir· Guest1:21

    I know.

  11. Tom Segura· Host1:21

    [laughs] The only guy that actually knows what you're fucking saying. Everyone's always like, "What kind of cryptic bullshit is that?"

  12. Ari Shaffir· Guest1:25

    [laughs] I was blackmailing the government.

  13. Tom Segura· Host1:27

    Welcome to another episode

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