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12/10/20251 hr 37 min

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P are firing on all cylinders as chaos reigns from start to finish. Christine boldly reclaims her glasses identity (sparking a surprisingly heated household debate), questionable gift choices come under scrutiny, an...

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First 90 seconds
  1. Speaker 00:01

    Welcome. Welcome to Your Mom's House.

  2. Christina P· Host0:07

    Close your eyes, exhale. (chiming) Feel your body relax and let go of whatever you're carrying today.

  3. Speaker 20:18

    (gong) Well, I'm letting go of the worry that I wouldn't get my new contacts in time for this class. (chiming) I got them delivered free from 1-800-CONTACTS. Oh, my gosh, they're so fast.

  4. Christina P· Host0:27

    And breathe.

  5. Speaker 20:28

    Oh, sorry. I almost couldn't breathe when I saw the discount (chiming) they gave me on my first order.

  6. Christina P· Host0:33

    Ahem.

  7. Speaker 20:33

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  8. Tom Segura· Host0:41

    Welcome to another episode of Your Mom's House. I'm Tom. She's Christine. (laughs) How are you today?

  9. Christina P· Host0:49

    I'm feeling great, Tom, because I feel like I've reclaimed myself today. W- Oh, really? What are you doing?

  10. Tom Segura· Host0:56

    Cleaning my glasses.

  11. Christina P· Host0:57

    Your glasses?

  12. Tom Segura· Host0:58

    Yeah.

  13. Christina P· Host0:58

    Funny, because, you know, I've had these glasses for, like, a decade.

  14. Tom Segura· Host1:02

    No.

  15. Christina P· Host1:02

    And it's like my signature look.

  16. Tom Segura· Host1:04

    No, this is nonsense.

  17. Christina P· Host1:05

    And then you came into the glasses scene later.

  18. Tom Segura· Host1:07

    Tip.

  19. Christina P· Host1:08

    And you chose very similar- No.

  20. Tom Segura· Host1:11

    All this is- ...

  21. Christina P· Host1:11

    frames.

  22. Tom Segura· Host1:12

    This is nonsense. This is, you're making this up.

  23. Christina P· Host1:14

    So then I thought, "You know what? I'll let Tim have the sun- the glasses shine for a while."

  24. Tom Segura· Host1:20

    Mm-hmm.

  25. Christina P· Host1:20

    "I will retreat from wearing mine." And now I realize I love these so much, I can't, I can't let my fear of your disapproval govern the glasses I wear.

  26. Tom Segura· Host1:29

    This is just

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