Introducing: Trap Street

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[beep] Alvina? Alvina? Oh, why don't you pick up? I have a dilemma. There's this live show, and I can't decide if I want to go or not. The show is called Laplace's Demon, and it's a choose-your-own story. The audience gets to vote and decide what the characters are going to do. And here's the weird thing. The show is about us. I'm not joking. It's a show about The Amelia Project. Yes. It- it- it's being performed in a London theater situated on a boat in the water, which sounds incredibly charming and atmospheric, and it would remind me of my seafaring days, and [gasps] you know what? I've made up my mind. I'm not faking any more deaths today. I'm going to spend the rest of the afternoon fighting the googly until I have safely secured a ticket. Oh, Alvina, an idea. Why don't you join me? Oh, it'll be delightful. We could cosplay as, well, ourselves really, couldn't we? Did I already mention that cosplayers will be presented with a certificate of fake death? Yes. Oh, and let's bring Joey and Salvatore too. I don't know if they've listened to the show. Oh, but it doesn't matter. Everyone is welcome. The show is on for three nights, the 4th, the 5th, and the 6th of August, 2026, and it'll be a different show every night depending on how the audience votes. [gasps] Then I'll just get tickets for all three. Then we can see all versions. Oh, wonderful. Right. Well, then I will see you tonight for Scrabble.