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The Commercial Break

I'm On A Bridge to Nowhere!

4/2/20261 hr 8 min

EP914: Bryan & Krissy return to the studio after TCB Spring Breakin! Bryan recalls his very short drive to New York City?! including a drive over the Chesapeake Bay Bridge where he is amazed by the beauty and,,,,the smell! TCB is back baby! 

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Clips

Kristi Noem is out
Mr. Noem owns bimboification
“Because he’s gay,” Noem said
Lindsey Graham at Disney
Please, come to your senses
Tiger, another crash?
We just want you well
Chesapeake smells like… what?

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Brian Green· Host0:00

    [upbeat music] On this episode of The Commercial Break. What in the world is going on in the Chesapeake Bay that it smells that bad for miles and miles and miles?

  2. Krissy Hoadley· Host0:17

    I don't know, but isn't there a lot of seafood that comes out of Chesapeake Bay?

  3. Brian Green· Host0:20

    Chesapeake clams.

  4. Krissy Hoadley· Host0:21

    Okay.

  5. Brian Green· Host0:22

    Right? G- g- gooey ducks. Is that a... What are those things?

  6. Krissy Hoadley· Host0:25

    Gooey ducks.

  7. Brian Green· Host0:26

    [laughs] Gooey, uh, Dewey ducks. Gooey... Do you know what I'm talking about?

  8. Krissy Hoadley· Host0:29

    No.

  9. Brian Green· Host0:29

    [laughs] Those things that look like penises- No. [laughs] ... that they pick out of the, out of the sand.

  10. Krissy Hoadley· Host0:34

    Uh-uh.

  11. Brian Green· Host0:34

    They're like huge penises.

  12. Krissy Hoadley· Host0:36

    Oh, yeah.

  13. Brian Green· Host0:36

    I think they're called gooey ducks.

  14. Krissy Hoadley· Host0:37

    Okay.

  15. Brian Green· Host0:37

    I think that's what they're called.

  16. Krissy Hoadley· Host0:38

    I've never seen that.

  17. Brian Green· Host0:38

    Yeah, anyway, they're, they're a delicacy in- [laughs] ... I don't know which universe they're a delicacy, 'cause I don't eat anything that looks slimy- Yeah ... and penis-like, but not because it looks slimy and penis-like. I, I eat bananas all the time. That's slimy and penis-like, too. [laughs] [upbeat music] The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now. [upbeat music] Ah, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Greene. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Krista Joy Houdley. Best to you, Krista.

  18. Krissy Hoadley· Host1:09

    Best to you, Brian.

  19. Brian Green· Host1:10

    Best to you out there in the podcast and streaming universe.

  20. Krissy Hoadley· Host1:14

    Woo.

  21. Brian Green· Host1:14

    We're going back to the moon.

  22. Krissy Hoadley· Host1:15

    Yes, we are.

  23. Brian Green· Host1:16

    We're going back to the moon tonight.

  24. Krissy Hoadley· Host1:18

    That's right.

  25. Brian Green· Host1:18

    That's crazy. I can't believe it. I just lear- how did I just learn about this th- th- this morning?

  26. Krissy Hoadley· Host1:22

    [laughs] They've been talking about it for a while.

  27. Brian Green· Host1:24

    I know, but, you know.

  28. Krissy Hoadley· Host1:25

    I guess we haven't been- I pay attention to all the other news ... since, like, the '70s, like '72.

  29. Brian Green· Host1:28

    Or have we ever been?

  30. Krissy Hoadley· Host1:29

    No.

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