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LuAnna: The Podcast

'I'm bum clenching...this is really awkward!'

4/27/20261 hr

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

On this week’s LuAnna: Lu's May half term plans are all out the window as her daughters have become full-blown entrepreneurs, launching their own pony camp and cheer camp with the help of ChatGPT, Anna has an unexpected run-in with the lawyer working on the Lucy Letby case and is delighted with the new connection and what would you do if you moved into a new house with your partner and there were pictures of his late wife everywhere?

Plus, the girls also get into the social media ban for under-16s again after another vote in parliament, we chat plane seat etiquette, hear a disgusting chalet cleaning confession involving a shower head, and Weirdo of the Month is crowned in all its filthy glory.

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Clips

Spotting Lucy Letby’s lawyer
Does he think she’s innocent?
Village ‘be warned’ backlash
Parenting, purpose, and money
Recline your seat, accept life
The no-gagging BJ hack

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Carmen Butcher0:00

    [bright music] This is a Global Player original podcast.

  2. Anna Williamson· Host0:05

    Be warned, it's Luana, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants, and general explicit content, but you know you love it.

  3. Luisa Zissman· Host0:12

    Be warned.

  4. Anna Williamson· Host0:13

    Are you joking me?

  5. Luisa Zissman· Host0:15

    Be warned, there are two little girls knocking door to door.

  6. Anna Williamson· Host0:19

    Oh my giddy aunt.

  7. Luisa Zissman· Host0:22

    I've never heard of poo juice before.

  8. Anna Williamson· Host0:25

    We just need to fucking suck it up- I know ... buttercup sometimes.

  9. Luisa Zissman· Host0:29

    I feel awkward- I feel awkward for you ... for you right now.

  10. Anna Williamson· Host0:32

    Exactly, and- I really want an update to this- I do ...

  11. Luisa Zissman· Host0:34

    'cause I am like, buckling. This is really awkward. I just hear her shout my name in absolute horror. [laughs] One of the dirt- [gasps] [upbeat music] Hello, ha.

  12. Anna Williamson· Host0:51

    Good morning, and welcome to a fresh new week in Luana Land. It is, of course, Luana the Podcast. Good morning, girlies.

  13. Luisa Zissman· Host0:57

    Crumble's got a new outfit on today.

  14. Anna Williamson· Host0:59

    Crumble is here.

  15. Luisa Zissman· Host1:00

    He's rocking a jumper from the brand I love, By Teddy.

  16. Anna Williamson· Host1:03

    Nice. That's a very country chic jumper.

  17. Luisa Zissman· Host1:06

    I thought we both look a bit country today.

  18. Anna Williamson· Host1:08

    You do.

  19. Luisa Zissman· Host1:09

    In our, like, kind of muted, autumnal tones.

  20. Anna Williamson· Host1:12

    Yeah, it's good- it's a good look, to be fair. Well, good morning. Good morning. Um, Imo, uh, how are you, Ims, today?

  21. Imo1:17

    I'm all right, thank you very much. I'm doing well.

  22. Anna Williamson· Host1:20

    Raring to go for a fresh new week?

  23. Imo1:21

    Absolutely. Let's bloody go, hey.

  24. Luisa Zissman· Host1:24

    Let's bloody do it.

  25. Anna Williamson· Host1:26

    Let's bloody do it. Uh, and we of course have our social media manager, Bex, as well, still sitting on a chair.

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