Ikea Role Play , Mouth Breathers and Chris Gets Owned by a Bouncy Castle
5/22/20261 hr 3 min
On this week Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss flat pack furniture (which involves some customer service roleplay), a difficult time with a bouncy castle , what hay fever has turned Chris in to. and Rosie is caught eating an unusual snack! There's some advice to be given that involves supermarket points and an ex boyfriend, plus some real life experience from a one time Findomme! All of this plus QFTP's involving dry humping, cuckolding and loads more! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Today, get Huel’s full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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First 90 secondsChris Ramsey· Host0:00
Coming up on this week's episode of Shag, Married, Annoyed Bit of IKEA role play.
Rosie Ramsey· Host0:03
Not like that Uh, you loved it.
Chris Ramsey· Host0:05
Oh, it's not like that though.
Rosie Ramsey· Host0:06
Yeah.
Chris Ramsey· Host0:06
It's not like that at all.
Rosie Ramsey· Host0:07
Yeah Uh, I genuinely believe I've given myself hay fever.
Chris Ramsey· Host0:09
We'll see what happens.
Rosie Ramsey· Host0:10
Oh, them sheets are coming out you.
Chris Ramsey· Host0:12
Jewry's out.
Rosie Ramsey· Host0:12
Awful.
Chris Ramsey· Host0:12
Jewry's out.
Rosie Ramsey· Host0:13
Beefs as usual.
Chris Ramsey· Host0:14
And some awesome voice notes and questions.
Rosie Ramsey· Host0:17
Yes.
Chris Ramsey· Host0:17
Enjoy.
Speaker 30:18
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Speaker 40:48
Girl, winter is so last season. [upbeat music] And now spring's got you looking at pictures of tank tops with hungry eyes. Your algorithm is feeding you cutoffs. You're thirsty for the sun on your shoulders. That perfect hang-on-the-patio sundress. Those sandals you can wear all day and all night. And you've had enough of shopping from your couch, done hoping it looks anything like the picture when you tear open that envelope. It's time for a little in-person spring treat. It's time for a trip to Ross. Work your magic.
Rosie Ramsey· Host1:18
Hello. You are listening and watching Shag, Married, Annoyed with me, Rosie Ramsey, and my husband, Christopher Ramsey.
Chris Ramsey· Host1:24
Hello. Hello.
Rosie Ramsey· Host1:26
Hi. Hope you're all well, enjoying the hailstones. Well- We got every fucking season