If Jimmy Carr Was In a Zombie Apocalypse - Tunbridge Wells, England
6/8/202631 min
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Jimmy Carr· Host0:29
Hello. I'm Jimmy Carr. This is Crowd Work, uh, my podcast where I do crowd work. Um, this is me in Tunbridge Wells, uh, telling you what I would do in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
Speaker 40:39
[laughs] What do you think of SpaceX?
Jimmy Carr· Host0:41
What, sorry?
Speaker 40:42
What do you think of SpaceX?
Jimmy Carr· Host0:43
What do I think of SpaceX?
Speaker 40:45
Yeah.
Jimmy Carr· Host0:45
Elon's company?
Speaker 40:46
Yeah.
Jimmy Carr· Host0:47
I would invest in that, yeah.
Speaker 40:48
Yeah.
Jimmy Carr· Host0:48
I think it's pretty good. It's currently... What is it doing? 96% of satellite launch is of SpaceX.
Speaker 40:53
Yeah.
Jimmy Carr· Host0:54
2% the Chinese, 2% other companies.
Speaker 40:56
Yeah.
Jimmy Carr· Host0:56
Yeah. It would appear I know too much about this. [laughs] Uh, yeah. It's pretty... It, it's impressive. Someone had something there.
Speaker 41:04
What would you do in a zombie apocalypse?
Jimmy Carr· Host1:05
What would I do in a zombie apocalypse? Great question, Roma. [laughs] I would go to a sports stadium, right? Sports stadiums have got famously great security, 'cause they don't wanna let people in, right? So you go to, like, Wembley or something, and they've got a big bit of grass in the middle. They've got the directors' boxes. They've got the showers. You can get in and out through the underground parking. They've got bollards. So you'd hold up in there.