I want his best friend to be the third...
5/14/202639 min
Hiyaaa Soooo... Shooshies, if we were to bring back an EHAS LIVE early next year, would you come??? A show in Melbourne would basically be a given, because it’s our hometown. But if we were to go somewhere else in Australia, where would you want it to be? We're thinking Brisbane, Adelaide or Perth, but we need you to VOTE for your location to let us know where to go! To vote, click on the survey here, or head to our Instagram, @ehaspodcast , stories. And, make sure to only vote if you’ll actually buy a ticket, hehe. Now that all the bizness is out of the waaaay, we're getting locked into a cwazy fantasy. A bride-to-be can’t stop thinking about having a threesome with her fiancé’s best friend. Thanks so much to Mejuri for making this episode of Everybody Has A Secret possible! Mejuri are celebrating the opening of their second Australian store with exclusive perks and discounts all weekend long. Join the party, and maybe get a piercing, between May 15 and 17 at Emporium Melbourne. Got a secret to spill? Easy peasy! Head to everybodyhasasecret.com.au and submit it anonymously. This show is only as good as the secrets that are submitted, so keep ‘em coming! Your hosts of ‘everybody has a secret’ are Annabelle Lee (@annabe11e1ee) and Charlotte White (@charlottewhitee). This episode was produced by Ruby Hall and executive-produced by Lucy Hunt. Catch us on socials! @ehaspodcast on Instagram and @ehaspodcast on TikTok. Get our weekly newsletter, Ask Us, in your inbox every Friday! See you next Friday, we love ya guts for listening!
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First 90 secondsAnnabelle Lee· Host0:00
So, Rubes Yes ... something out of a movie kind of happened to Charlotte and I the other night.
Ruby Hall0:06
[laughs] Out of a movie?
Annabelle Lee· Host0:07
Yeah.
Charlotte White· Host0:08
Yeah.
Annabelle Lee· Host0:08
A com- not to be like, "Oh, my God, we're so funny," but something out of, like, Bridesmaids vibes.
Charlotte White· Host0:12
Oh.
Ruby Hall0:12
Yeah.
Annabelle Lee· Host0:13
Do you wanna take it away, Charlotte? 'Cause technically- Okay ... it happened to you. It's kinda like I was the camera filming- Yeah, it was ... and just watching it happen.
Charlotte White· Host0:19
It... Okay, all right. Picture this. We're at a lovely pub in Carlton. It's Ruby's birthday.
Annabelle Lee· Host0:24
[laughs] Oh, yeah.
Ruby Hall0:24
It's actually your night of nights.
Charlotte White· Host0:25
Happy birthday.
Annabelle Lee· Host0:26
HBD.
Charlotte White· Host0:27
Me and Annabelle just getting a drink f- at the bar, and then I spot across the bar a friend from my high school who's a few years younger than me. She's walking in with- [laughs] Oh, she's got a boyfriend. That must be her boyfriend. She's walking with this man. She's not talking to him, though.
Annabelle Lee· Host0:40
But maybe they just had a fight, like [laughs] Or maybe they just had a fight.
Ruby Hall0:43
Yeah, true.
Charlotte White· Host0:43
Who knows? And so then they're walking in, and we see each other, and I'm like, "Oh, my God. Hi." And Annabelle's like, "Oh, who's this?" And I'm like, "This is Lucinda," and Lucinda's like, "Hey, how are you?" Whilst Annabelle is meeting Lucinda- [laughs] ... I turn to assumed boyfriend- Mm-hmm ... and I go, "Hey, I'm Charlotte. Nice to meet you" And you hug him. [laughs] I hug this man. [laughs] He says, "Oh, I don't know this girl."
Annabelle Lee· Host1:04
[laughs] It's, uh, so fucking funny.
Charlotte White· Host1:06
He says, "I don't know this girl," and then I'm like, to Lucinda, "Th- this isn't your boy-" Annabelle's just not breathing.
Annabelle Lee· Host1:11
[laughs] [laughs] No.
Charlotte White· Host1:12
It's fucking hilarious.
Annabelle Lee· Host1:14
It's insane.
Charlotte White· Host1:15
And then he kinda, like, stays in the convo for a bit, though.
Annabelle Lee· Host1:18
Oh, no, no, he introduces himself. He goes, "I'm Daniel."
Charlotte White· Host1:20
Oh, my God.
Annabelle Lee· Host1:20
[laughs] He's like, "I don't know these people, but I'm Daniel." And I'm like- And he was like, "And I have a girlfriend, so just, like..." Oh, man.
Charlotte White· Host1:25
And then, remember that?
Annabelle Lee· Host1:27
No, I forgot that.
Charlotte White· Host1:28
And then it turned into this really awkward, like,