'I even thought about getting pregnant again!'
6/8/20261 hr 1 min
On this week's LuAnna: Lu nearly got her head microwaved in an MRI thanks to her hair extensions, Anna's fawning over Joe Wilkinson and reminisces about the doctor that almost made her want to get pregnant again and reno updates: Lu's gone coloured toilet in Dubai, and Anna's finally chipping in with a hoover.
Plus, we finally get round to giving the full Celebrity Traitors cast rundown and pitch ourselves for next series (obv). There's a stolen bin mystery in Birmingham, a woman who can't stop thinking about Bertha after opening up her marriage, a fish hook in a fanny from South Africa, an important conversation on Carrie Johnson and the show Believe Me, and Lu gives an aspirationally unrelatable sign-off.
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First 90 secondsAnna Williamson· Host0:00
[upbeat music] This is a Global Player original podcast. Be warned, it's Luana, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rant, bants, and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
Luisa Zissman· Host0:12
Oh, I thought it was Gordon Ramsay's daughter.
Anna Williamson· Host0:15
I have actually had to stop myself from messaging him in previous years.
Luisa Zissman· Host0:18
I'm so happy that's not me.
Anna Williamson· Host0:21
It is the best Chris- Really? ... I have ever had.
Luisa Zissman· Host0:26
They could have Ant and Dec.
Anna Williamson· Host0:28
But you can have us instead.
Luisa Zissman· Host0:29
Yeah.
Anna Williamson· Host0:29
The, the cheaper version.
Luisa Zissman· Host0:31
What better compliment than, "She's just so unrelatable."
Anna Williamson· Host0:34
[upbeat music] [singing] Guten tag.
Luisa Zissman· Host0:42
Guten tag. Guten tag. Guten tag.
Anna Williamson· Host0:44
[laughs] Ha-ha. Good morning, everybody. Welcome. It's a fresh old week.
Luisa Zissman· Host0:49
It's fresh. I'm feeling fresh. My fanny is fresh- Oh, God ... thanks to Femme Fresh.
Anna Williamson· Host0:54
Is it actually fresh today? [burps] Lovely. Oh, we've got the f- in the first eight seconds.
Luisa Zissman· Host0:58
Wow, we had a lot there.
Anna Williamson· Host0:59
The full repertoire. Well, if, if you need an introduction, obviously that is Louisa. I am Anna. Uh, producer Imo- Crumble's here. Yeah, Crumble is here.
Crumble· Soundbite1:08
Say h- Crumble, say hello to your fans.
Anna Williamson· Host1:11
Woof, woof.
Luisa Zissman· Host1:12
[barks] Taught him how to speak now.
Anna Williamson· Host1:13
He's got a stinky bone. Um, but he is looking very clean and fluffy. I'm also gonna say, Lou, the other week you put up a reel.
Luisa Zissman· Host1:21
The reel on- Oh, yeah ... it might have been Nanny C.
Anna Williamson· Host1:24
Who has the tats on their arm?
Luisa Zissman· Host1:26
Uh, Nanny C.
Anna Williamson· Host1:27
Oh, it was Nanny C then, 'cause I obviously knew it was you.
Luisa Zissman· Host1:29
Did you think