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I did a thing (catfished my ex)

3/26/202639 min

I did a thing (catfished my ex) 

Hi hunnies

Today, we get into all of the cwaaaazy ways you’ve kept tabs on your ex. One Shooshie has taken it as far as keeping in contact through a fake online identity. And, we have a very educational TikTok to explain to you all, where do you sit on Declan Mcollin’s “ex-axis”?

And, here’s a link to Declan’s TikTok, where you can find his incredibly hilarious concept: the ex-axis. 

Thank you so much to...

Clips

Why That Tweet Misses Grief
Declan’s X-Factor Explained
The Wolf Of Wall Street Ex
Owning The Icarus Zone
Petty Breakup Warfare Brainstorm
Catching Cheating In Real Time
Revenge Or Attachment?

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Charlotte White· Host0:00

    [upbeat music] Shameless Media.

  2. Annabel Lee· Host0:05

    This episode of Everybody Has a Secret is brought to you by the new Samsung Galaxy S26 Ultra. With an inbuilt privacy display, Galaxy AI, and an incredibly bright camera, you can take advantage of the day.

  3. Charlotte White· Host0:19

    [upbeat music] Hello, and welcome back to Everybody Has a Secret. My name is Charlotte White.

  4. Annabel Lee· Host0:45

    Yes, it is.

  5. Charlotte White· Host0:46

    [laughs] And hi to my gorgeous co-host, Annabel Lee. Hello. And of course, producer Rubes. Hi. Can I get a hello? Hello. Mm. [laughs] Oh. I loved it personally.

  6. Annabel Lee· Host0:57

    Yeah.

  7. Charlotte White· Host0:57

    Thank you. I was wanting it to, like, completely match, but- I feel like I always say hi.

  8. Annabel Lee· Host1:01

    Guys, we need to acknowledge- [laughs] ... the fact that we're recording at 2:30 PM today.

  9. Charlotte White· Host1:05

    Yes, we do. Yeah.

  10. Annabel Lee· Host1:05

    The day before we usually record. So vibes are cucalata.

  11. Charlotte White· Host1:09

    Yeah. Yeah.

  12. Annabel Lee· Host1:10

    I'm drinking, like, a 2:30 PM coffee, which I never do.

  13. Charlotte White· Host1:12

    So I was on TikTok the other day, guys. Yes.

  14. Annabel Lee· Host1:15

    Awesome.

  15. Charlotte White· Host1:15

    Um, and a creator popped up on my feed called Declan M. Collins.

  16. Annabel Lee· Host1:20

    Mm-hmm.

  17. Charlotte White· Host1:20

    And I hadn't seen this guy before, but I was scrolling, and he came up, and it was like, "This is how to keep your dating life exciting when it is nonexistent." And I was like- Oh, okay ... "Oh, my algorithm."

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