How to Throw an Adult Party! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
6/1/20261 hr 19 min
Are You Garbage is back with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. It's a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! NEW AYG MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Quince: Elevate your summer wardrobe. Go to https://quince.com/garbage Promo Code: GARBAGE Blue Chew: Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code GARBAGE. https://bluechew.com Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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First 90 secondsH. Foley· Host0:00
New Jersey, Philadelphia, Delaware.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:02
Mm-hmm.
H. Foley· Host0:02
You heading down the shore this summer?
Kevin Ryan· Host0:04
Hell yeah.
H. Foley· Host0:04
Of course you are. July 10th, the boys are gonna be at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino. Come out for a little AYG live.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:12
Yes, and before that we're gonna be in Portland, Maine at Empire Comedy Club. Tickets going fast. Then we're gonna be in Pittsburgh, uh, at the Pittsburgh Im- Improv.
H. Foley· Host0:19
Whoo.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:19
And then Hilarities in Cleveland, Ohio. Get your tickets, areyougarbage.com. Stand-up comedy. Play AYG with the crowd, it's a good, good time. We'll see you there.
H. Foley· Host0:27
Best summer ever.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:28
Whoo.
H. Foley· Host0:28
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?
Kevin Ryan· Host0:37
Hiya.
H. Foley· Host0:37
It's that little show where we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find out if they're good to be classy- Yeah ... or just a fucking big old piece of trash.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:45
Basura.
H. Foley· Host0:46
I'm your host H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here. Toodie's in a new addition. She just got a fresh batch of Chinese stars, messing up the trees in the backyard.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:55
Nice.
H. Foley· Host0:56
[laughs] They're coming to cut them down next week, so they're gonna be fine.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:58
Okay. [laughs] All right, well- Whoa.
H. Foley· Host1:01
My co-host is coming at you from across the table. This is what we call a family episode. It's the boys, the bozos, and the homies, just the way we like it a lot of times. You know what I mean?
Kevin Ryan· Host1:12
Uh-huh.
H. Foley· Host1:12
Like to hang out, clear the air, shoot the breeze.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:14
Uh-huh.
H. Foley· Host1:15
Get to some queues. Hang out. Shoot the breeze.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:18
[laughs] You got a lot of breeze to shoot this week, huh, big guy?
H. Foley· Host1:21
Got all these Chinese stars. Remember that bit?
Kevin Ryan· Host1:23
Uh-huh.
H. Foley· Host1:24
Kevin Ryan is here, ladies and gentlemen.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:26
[laughs] Okay.
H. Foley· Host1:27
My pal.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:28
That's what we call in the business