How Long Until Anal?
3/24/202654 min
A woman in a new relationship isn't sure this one's going to work out. He's a great guy, but the sex is lacking because his penis is too small for her. Is there a way to learn to enjoy the sex eventually?
Here's a question for you: "How long til anal?" After seeing Heated Rivalry, a married man and his wife are exploring anal sex. They are taking their sweet time, but he wonders how long they should expect it to take before it becomes comfortable for them both. (Who's doing whom? He never says!)
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First 90 secondsNancy Hartunian0:00
You're listening to the Savage Lovecast, Dan Savage's sex and relationship show for grown-ups. If you're under eighteen, get out of here, youngin'.
Dan Savage· Host0:07
[singing] If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony, well, there's nothing you can't ask on the Savage Lovecast. Every time I think I finally manage to kill this monster, every time I think I manage to drive that motherfucking stake through its motherfucking heart, its hand pushes through the dirt, and it crawls out of its grave like Michael Myers or Freddy Krueger or Chucky. It refuses to die. It can't be killed. It just keeps coming. This monster does more damage to monogamous relationships than a million poly memoirs ever could, and yet there is no moral panic about it. This monster does to monogamous relationships what killers in slasher films do to sexually active teenagers. It tears them apart. I am talking, of course, about micro-cheating. Not micro-cheating itself, which isn't actually cheating. Cheating is cheating. Micro-cheating is bullshit. I'm talking about the idea of micro-cheating, the concept, the meme. This time, it's The Atlantic that looked in the mirror and said, "I believe in the ghost of Mary Worth's micro-cheating ex-boyfriend, Tim," three times, causing the monster to reappear.