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Empty Netters Podcast

How Did Nobody Tell Us Makar Is Actually Hurt?!

5/21/20261 hr 33 min

Vegas takes advantage of no Makar and wins game 1. Marner continues to dominate, even without Mark Stone. We've got a series on our hands! The boys are LIVE recapping game 1.

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Clips

Is Makar Actually Dead?
Ecuador Wedding "Howdy" Moment
Hoover Dam Goalie Nickname
Dancing On Flames' Graves
Uno Reverse Injury Rule

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Dan Powers· Host0:00

    Ice is ready, and we're back with another episode of the Empty Netters Podcast, brought to you by BetMGM, and the Avs are so cursed. [laughs] They are so cursed.

  2. Chris Powers· Host0:14

    Can I, can I tell you an anecdote?

  3. Dan Powers· Host0:15

    Always. [laughs] Is it funny?

  4. Chris Powers· Host0:17

    Yeah, [laughs] it's- Okay ... it was actually all time. The wedding I was at in Ecuador, everything was in, in Español. The whole ceremony, all the spe- bride speeches, [laughs] no one could hear a fucking, no one understood a fucking word.

  5. Dan Powers· Host0:28

    Do you know how to say wedding in Español?

  6. Chris Powers· Host0:30

    No.

  7. Dan Powers· Host0:30

    Uh, don- don't you do Español- I, I- ... lessons every day?

  8. Chris Powers· Host0:34

    For, except for eight years.

  9. Dan Powers· Host0:35

    Why don't you stop doing that? They're clearly not doing shit.

  10. Chris Powers· Host0:38

    We're not on wedding section yet.

  11. Dan Powers· Host0:40

    N- buddy, no. Like, if you genuinely are like, "I can't speak a lick," and you, for, like, eight years have been taking a fucking shito lingo- [laughs] ... lesson every day, you need to stop.

  12. Chris Powers· Host0:51

    Um- It's, like, a waste of your time ... there's a wedding section I could see pretty soon. A couple units away is a wedding unit.

  13. Dan Powers· Host0:56

    Great. What would you say you can do?

  14. Chris Powers· Host0:58

    Hola.

  15. Dan Powers· Host0:58

    If a cat crosses the road, do you know how to say that?

  16. Chris Powers· Host1:01

    And- You probably don't even know how to say that. No, I can say... No, no, not the road, but I can say where, "Ca- hey, cat, where's the bathroom?" And, "Hey, cat, where's the library?" [laughs] I can say those two things. But listen to me, the, the dad, the father of the bride does his father of the bride speech all in Español, whole other side of the room's enjoying it. Then he goes, "Okay, now I'm going to t- " in kind of broken English, he's like, "I'm going to try to do one for the Americans."

  17. Dan Powers· Host1:26

    Uh-huh.

  18. Chris Powers· Host1:26

    [laughs] And he goes, like, resets the mic and he goes, "Howdy,

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