" How could explain that I was not about to do something really weird and criminal?!"
6/1/20261 hr 6 min
On this week’s LuAnna: Anna reports back from a ridiculously posh run of events including Buckingham Palace with Al and his “Nigel Farage umbrella”, and a trip to Chelsea Flower Show with Papa P, where they stumble across pussypump bushes in the Lovehoney garden. And, it’s Lu’s birthday week and she's spending it gallivanting around Europe for mysterious horse-related reasons that she’s still not quite ready to hard launch.
Plus, the girls chat watching themselves back on YouTube, public thirsting, missing a catcall, take a full dive into the unexpectedly wholesome world of the kids asking big questions about sexuality, same-sex parents and what it means to be gay, we've a horrible family dilemma involving dementia, betrayal and a carer affair, a horse willy K-Y Jelly disaster, the terrifying Maldives cave diving tragedy, and a strong debate over whether switching sides of the bed is grounds for divorce.
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First 90 secondsImo· Panelist0:00
[upbeat music] This is a Global Player original podcast.
Anna Williamson· Host0:05
Be warned, it's Luanna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants, and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
Luisa Zissman· Host0:14
I can appreciate beautiful women and men.
Anna Williamson· Host0:17
That's not only inappropriate, it's cruel.
Luisa Zissman· Host0:20
I don't really wanna see a pussy pump when I'm walking around Chelsea Flower Show. [laughs] Even if it's hidden in a rosebush.
Anna Williamson· Host0:26
Why are you taking your Nigel Farage umbrella?
Luisa Zissman· Host0:29
The sea is for, like, mermaids and people without legs.
Anna Williamson· Host0:32
Rug muncher. [laughs] Oh. Sorry.
Luisa Zissman· Host0:37
Ah! [upbeat music] Hello.
Anna Williamson· Host0:45
[laughs] Ziz is on fire today.
Luisa Zissman· Host0:51
I'm very excited.
Anna Williamson· Host0:52
She's like a little Katy Perry firework.
Luisa Zissman· Host0:54
Oh.
Anna Williamson· Host0:54
Um, happy Monday, guys.
Luisa Zissman· Host0:56
I'm like Miley Cyrus.
Anna Williamson· Host0:57
Hi.
Luisa Zissman· Host0:57
I came in like a wrecking ball.
Anna Williamson· Host1:00
You are, you are our little wrecking ball.
Luisa Zissman· Host1:01
I used to think that was rainbow, if we're talking about misheard lyrics.
Anna Williamson· Host1:04
Go on.
Luisa Zissman· Host1:04
I came in like a rainbow.
Anna Williamson· Host1:07
It's not quite as- Da, da, da, da, da, da ... as dramatic as a wrecking ball.
Luisa Zissman· Host1:10
Yeah, but I don't think Wrecking Ball goes in that, in that- Wrecking ball. Yeah.
Anna Williamson· Host1:15
Yeah.
Luisa Zissman· Host1:15
I think rainbow songs better.
Anna Williamson· Host1:16
It's Luanna.
Luisa Zissman· Host1:17
Anyway, we're Anna and Lu. We're here bringing you our views on the big stories of the week and all of the other guff. It's my birthday this week on Thursday.
Anna Williamson· Host1:27
It is, isn't it? What are you doing on your actual birthday?
Luisa Zissman· Host1:29
Probably