Hey Patty!!

Theo Von· Host0:00

I wanna wish everybody a happy St. Patrick's Day, and that's what it is, baby, St. Paddy. Hey, Paddy. Dude, Paddy. We used to have this girl boss and her parents didn't let her do much. You know, and God didn't really let her do much. She didn't have... You know, she probably had a couple of abilities, but she would, uh, she was in charge of bringing the garbage out to the curb, you know? And, uh, we'd be out there by the bus stop sometime and she'd lug them cans on out, and it was kinda like one of the only times she'd kinda go out and about. And so she'd get all dressed up and, um, even sometimes put her mama's lipstick on and pull them garbage cans out there. And we'd be like, "Hey, Paddy." And she would smile, bruh. She'd smile. I mean, she would get all shy sometime and even hide be- she would stop pulling the can and hide behind it. So she'd be hiding behind that garbage can, but we'd be like, "Hey. Hey, Paddy." Just kinda, you know, being sweet to her or whatever. Just not really flirting, but just, you know, just, "Hey, Paddy"ing her. And, uh, and she would just be so shy and nervous, boy. "Hey, Paddy." And she'd be pulling that can out there to the curb. But she'd smile so big when we'd kinda, like, be flirting at her, you know? And her lipstick, man, she'd smile so big she'd get lipstick on her, on her earlobes,