Hey Babydoll, How's It Hanging?

Bill Nighy· Host0:00

[upbeat music] Good morning, good afternoon, or good evening, depending on where you are on the planet. This is Bill Nighy at Ill-Advised by Bill Nighy, and I'm here to answer your questions, or at least pretend to, without actually making things worse. It's a refuge here for the clumsy and the awkward, and if you're socially adept and enjoy healthy relationships, there's nothing for you here. This is a podcast for people who shave on tiptoe to avoid looking in their eyes. I actually have a mirror at home, which it never occurred to me. I placed it on the wall where I thought it would look good. But when people come round, you'd have to be, [laughs] you'd have to be six foot seven [laughs] to, to use it as a mirror. But it never, ever occurred to me, and it's only when people come round and they say, "Why have you put a mirror so high? You can't look into it." And I, and I didn't think of it as a mirror. It was just, like, an object that looked-- It was oval shaped. It was quite-- It was dark brown, and it looked kind of good. It just makes me laugh that, you know. And I-- But if you jump, you can see. [laughs] If you, if you jump up for a billionth of a second, you can just about see. You don't look very good 'cause you've just jumped, but it's, uh, you can actually use it. Thank you for all of your questions. Here goes.