He's a Rat!
6/1/20261 hr 1 min
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First 90 secondsBobby Lee· Host0:00
You two are bad friends.
Andres Rosende· Panelist0:01
Who are these two idiots?
Bobby Lee· Host0:02
[singing] A white dude and an Asian dude. [singing] You two are disgusting.
Andres Rosende· Panelist0:08
[singing] Well, you two are something.
Bobby Lee· Host0:10
We're bad friends. Finally, I, I saw an eye doctor today.
Andrew Santino· Host0:13
What did the doc say?
Bobby Lee· Host0:14
He... We took a bunch of tests.
Andrew Santino· Host0:16
Yeah, like what? Like A, A, B, F, Q?
Bobby Lee· Host0:18
No, the... He, he said... There was one word called hovum.
Andrew Santino· Host0:20
Mm, hovum. Yeah.
Bobby Lee· Host0:21
Yeah, yeah. He goes, "What does that say?"
Andrew Santino· Host0:22
[laughs] There, it said Hotovov.
Bobby Lee· Host0:23
Yeah, Hotovov. Yeah, yeah. And I go, um, "Amblamim."
Andrew Santino· Host0:26
Amblamim.
Bobby Lee· Host0:27
He... Yeah, yeah. And he goes, "That's way off." Right? Both eyes. Then he scanned the inner material of all, where all the, like, um- That's, that's only an Asian thing ... cells.
Andrew Santino· Host0:37
That's only an Asian thing.
Bobby Lee· Host0:37
Yeah, I know.
Andrew Santino· Host0:38
They don't have to do that for us.
Bobby Lee· Host0:39
And what, you know what the cells are?
Andrew Santino· Host0:40
Hm.
Bobby Lee· Host0:40
They're squinty. [laughs] The cells were squinty, dude.
Andrew Santino· Host0:43
Even the cells under a microscope are squinty?
Bobby Lee· Host0:44
Y- yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino· Host0:45
Oh, what are we doing? Get- Yeah, yeah ... get up that, get that test up and let me see if we can do it. Ready, Bob? Use the- Yeah.
Bobby Lee· Host0:49
I already know... Okay.
Andrew Santino· Host0:50
Okay. Well, that's not... Do the other one you just had. There it is.
Bobby Lee· Host0:53
This one.
Andrew Santino· Host0:53
Okay, let's see.
Bobby Lee· Host0:53
What are you gonna do?
Andrew Santino· Host0:54
No, I wanted to- Well, you're f- I'm closer.
Bobby Lee· Host0:56
Your eyes are way better than mine.
Andrew Santino· Host0:58
No, I just wanna see what line you can get down to. So the first, first- From here? No, one, two, and three are fine. Do the fourth line. Fourth line down.
Bobby Lee· Host1:05
T-H-V-O-H-T-O-V.
Andrew Santino· Host1:07
Next one.
Bobby Lee· Host1:08
Here we go. [laughs] H-V-T-O-T-V-H-V-T-O.
Andrew Santino· Host1:16
Great. Next one.
Bobby Lee· Host1:17
Now I'm done. Q, two, N.
Andrew Santino· Host1:19
No, Q, O.
Bobby Lee· Host1:20
Okay.
Andrew Santino· Host1:20
It's O again.
Bobby Lee· Host1:21
O, T.
Andrew Santino· Host1:21
I mean, the, the letters are the same in every single one.
Bobby Lee· Host1:23
Oh, oh, oh, oh, okay. My point is, is that- And the bottom one, can you do that one? I can't do the bottom one.
Andrew Santino· Host1:27
V-O-T-H-T-O.