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Herr Fünf

3/23/202659 min

Jonny and Richard discuss a needlessly specific BMW specialist. Also in this, the 400th episode of Smith and Sniff (but also, not), who’s got the Lotus Evora, simple cars, follow-up on a listener’s crash story, bad news about Eagle, cars v planes, an encounter in Five Guys, the new BMW i3 and various Ken Lees. 

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  1. Jonny Smith· Host0:00

    [upbeat music] I'm Johnny Smith.

  2. Richard Porter· Host0:02

    I'm Rich Porter.

  3. Jonny Smith· Host0:03

    And this is Smith & Sniff, a podcast in which two friends talk about cars and many other things.

  4. Richard Porter· Host0:08

    This is technically not our 400th episode, but it is also officially our 400th episode.

  5. Jonny Smith· Host0:17

    Is it?

  6. Richard Porter· Host0:18

    Yeah.

  7. Jonny Smith· Host0:19

    Bloody hell.

  8. Richard Porter· Host0:19

    But at the same time, it's our 401st because we released a pilot episode that was like episode zero, so it, it, with like the asswits that we are, we sort of messed it up a bit.

  9. Jonny Smith· Host0:30

    We did a prototype. We did a, a, we did a pre-prod.

  10. Richard Porter· Host0:33

    Yes, of the production spec podcast. This is episode 400.

  11. Jonny Smith· Host0:38

    Oh my gosh, Rich, 400. Uh, that's really shocked me.

  12. Richard Porter· Host0:41

    Mm. I forgot to tell you before we started recording because I, it was, it was, it only occurred to me the other day when I was uploading the last one, which was 399. I said, "Oh, right."

  13. Jonny Smith· Host0:51

    400. So what are we if we're a car? Are we an LS 400 Lexus? Are we a Ferrari with a slack gearbox? What are we?

  14. Richard Porter· Host0:59

    Uh, yeah, and a, and a saggy ass because the self-leveling's gone on the bonk.

  15. Jonny Smith· Host1:03

    Yes.

  16. Richard Porter· Host1:04

    Or, uh, some of those later Jag F types were badged 400.

  17. Jonny Smith· Host1:08

    Oh, they were.

  18. Richard Porter· Host1:09

    And they were rather good.

  19. Jonny Smith· Host1:09

    Yeah, that's true.

  20. Richard Porter· Host1:10

    Mm.

  21. Jonny Smith· Host1:10

    They were.

  22. Richard Porter· Host1:11

    Or Rover 400, Volvo 400 series.

  23. Jonny Smith· Host1:14

    Oh, Volvo 400 was a very sensible looking car, wasn't it? The- Yes. Yeah.

  24. Richard Porter· Host1:19

    Yes.

  25. Jonny Smith· Host1:19

    The 440, what a sensible car.

  26. Richard Porter· Host1:21

    We're not made in the Netherlands, so that probably discounts that.

  27. Jonny Smith· Host1:25

    Okay.

  28. Richard Porter· Host1:25

    With some of the, um... Mm, which Lotus? The Evora, was it? Had a

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