Here We Are, Now Entertain Us!
4/23/20261 hr
EP922: Bryan is back on the stage. 30 years older and none the wiser! As he is invited to play some tunes at an engagement party, he struggles to stay in tune and bend his achey knees. Plus, WWE is still a thing and getting weirder than ever. Bryan is tanner than ever! And Tuck-Tuck Carlson interviews his brother on their changing views....kind of.
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First 90 secondsSpeaker 00:00
[upbeat music] On this episode of The Commercial Break.
Brian Green· Host0:10
Well, Rafael goes over and just commandeers the couch, and he's like, "Sit here, bro." And I'm like, "I thought we were gonna do this, like, on the side of a house or something." [laughs] [laughs] I'm like, "Do you wanna, like- Away from my- ... warm up a little bit?" Yeah. Awo- Away from it ... away from ears. Like, if I'm gonna play for my kids, cool. [laughs] They're gonna be impressed with anything. [laughs] But you wanna play to actual adults. [laughs] And so, you know, "Eh, no, no, no, no, no. You gotta do it in front of everybody. That's the way. We gotta j- let's provide some music. Let's have a little singalong." [laughs] And I'm like, "Okay, singalong." [laughs] What would you like, Sunny Side Up or Black by Pearl Jam? Which, which, uh, party starter would you like?
Kristen Joy· Host0:47
[laughs] That's what you mean.
Brian Green· Host0:47
Yeah. [laughs] Which party starter would you like?
Kristen Joy· Host0:49
[laughs] I'm picturing the whole thing.
Brian Green· Host0:52
Which depressing song would you like me to whip out for you?
Speaker 00:56
The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
Kristen Joy· Host1:01
Yeah, boy.
Brian Green· Host1:04
Oh yeah, cats and kittens. Welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Green, this is my dear friend and the cohost of this show, Kristen Joy. Holy oh, best to you, Kristen.
Kristen Joy· Host1:11
Best to you, Brian.
Brian Green· Host1:12
Best to you out there in the podcast universe. If I look tan, it's because I am.
Kristen Joy· Host1:16
[laughs] I'm a fan of tan.
Brian Green· Host1:17
I'm a man with a plan, going to get a tan. Yeah, I got a little, like... Uh, for years I had been a member at that tanning place, and for years, unbeknownst to me- They were charging you. [laughs] Well, they were charging me. Of course, they were charging me. [laughs] They were charging me