Help I’m Monster-Sized | And Jordan’s A GNOME?!
5/26/202644 min
Not to be outdone by his co-host, Jordan has some of his own ‘big’ news to share regarding his new pint-sized role. But will the film industry seize this opportunity and cast him in one of the biggest roles in Hollywood?
There’s also plenty of dilemmas to solve regarding the etiquette of sending sympathy cards and the pitfalls of having a monster-sized member.
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First 90 secondsSpeaker 10:00
[upbeat music] Your dilemma divas will be here in just a moment. Before we catch up with William and Jordan, have you watched the show on YouTube yet? Their recent episode is a particularly good one to watch to see Jordan's genuine reaction to William's huge news. Search for Help! I Sexted My Boss on YouTube and hit subscribe so you get notified every time a new episode is released.
William Hanson· Host0:23
Entering the timer. Lucky old timer. Three, two, one.
Jordan North· Host0:28
[laughs] Oh, I'm sick of this timer.
William Hanson· Host0:30
It ... Doing that timer, I ... As a child, I ... If there was a button, I would press it. I was obsessed with buttons, levers, and knobs. [laughs] You got a button, I'll press it. You got a lever, I'll pull it. You got a knob, I'll do whatever you like.
Jordan North· Host0:45
[laughs] [upbeat music] Hello, and welcome to Help! I Sexted My Boss, the podcast where we help you navigate the challenges of modern life, answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions to everyday dilemmas, like how do you react to another one of Geordie's rants? I haven't been ranting. It's just- Uh, sorry, were you not present last week? Observations.
William Hanson· Host1:09
You called it.
Jordan North· Host1:10
Observations.
William Hanson· Host1:11
Can I just do another Geordie's rant?
Jordan North· Host1:12
I am not- I don't know why I did a Jonathan impression. I am not Jonathan.
William Hanson· Host1:14
It's 'cause after our luxury crossover episode from Friday.
Jordan North· Host1:17
And how do you tell your other half you're not into pegging? And what should you do if you've accidentally sexted your boss? But we're not usually looking at the answer, are we, William Hanson?
William Hanson· Host1:26
No, we're not, Jordan North. I'm more luxury spa, deep tissue massage. You're