Heights Hotline | Terrible Dating Advice For Kids, Modern Inconveniences, and Revoking Man Cards
2/27/202615 min
92%ers, it's time for another edition of the Heights Hotline!
On today’s episode, Jason and Travis reveal which modern convenience they could live without, we give a child some great, and then terrible, advice on how to talk to girls, and we answer the age-old question about the best way to go to the bathroom.
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First 90 secondsJason Kelce· Host0:00
women can't- [laughs] Don't do this -refrain from- Begging you. [laughs] [laughs] They can't help themselves.
Travis Kelce· Host0:07
Begging you.
Jason Kelce· Host0:07
They have to eat the fruit.
Travis Kelce· Host0:08
They see the apple- They have to eat the fruit ... they need to eat the apple.
Jason Kelce· Host0:11
If they were allowed to eat the apple, they wouldn't eat the apple, so you gotta be the forbidden apple.
Travis Kelce· Host0:15
"No, I'm not really looking for anything right now." Do that, drives them insane. "I'm in fifth grade, I got a lot of stuff going on."
Jason Kelce· Host0:19
It's a tale as old as time.
Travis Kelce· Host0:21
[clapping] You're 10 years old, it's called gaslighting. Now, what you wanna do- [laughs] Yeah. [laughs] All right, can you get your hands on cigarettes? [laughs] [laughs] [upbeat music] Welcome back to a bonus episode of your favorite show, your favorite podcast, your favorite brothers. New Heights, that is a Wonder show, and we are your hosts. I am one brother, I'm Travis. This is my other brother, Jason, or- Hey ... I am the other brother to him because he's the first brother. Um, subscribe on YouTube, WonderPlus, or wherever you get your podcasts, and follow the social media tag @newheightsshow with one S on all social media. Um, Jason, should I do that again, or should we get right into what we have coming up?
Jason Kelce· Host1:10
I thought it sounded great, Trav. On today's bonus episode, we're gonna be checking the Heights hotline to answer your off-season questions. Off, off-season questions. Let's get into it. All right, what do we wanna go to first? Delete one modern convenience... Sure, let's go with that one.
Travis Kelce· Host1:24
Yeah, that sounds fun.
Speaker 21:24
Okay, if you had to delete one modern convenience forever, GPS, streaming,