Heated Rivalry w/ Rick Glassman
2/2/20261 hr 5 min
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First 90 secondsSpeaker 00:00
You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Well, you two are something. We're bad friends.
Bobby Lee· Host0:11
You know, I... You know what I love, dude?
Andrew Santino· Host0:13
Yeah.
Bobby Lee· Host0:13
I love dried noodles.
Speaker 30:15
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Lee· Host0:16
You know what I mean?
Andrew Santino· Host0:17
Why do you love- Like at the Chinese...
Bobby Lee· Host0:18
Where, where they have the dried noodl- noodles and some sort of gravy, like some Chinese gravy on top. So you get some of the, like, soft parts, right? And then the hard parts.
Speaker 30:26
That sounds fucking good.
Bobby Lee· Host0:27
Somehow, li- like my, my me.
Andrew Santino· Host0:28
Yeah.
Bobby Lee· Host0:29
I'm hard and soft at the same time, you know what I mean?
Andrew Santino· Host0:30
Well, you need to be soft before you can get hard.
Bobby Lee· Host0:33
Or vice versa.
Andrew Santino· Host0:34
Be hard and then go soft?
Bobby Lee· Host0:35
[laughs] Yeah, that's what I do.
Andrew Santino· Host0:36
Okay, good.
Bobby Lee· Host0:37
[laughs] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino· Host0:37
Can I tell you what's bothering me about the internet and Chinese? All these Brits posting about getting a Chinese. We're going out, we're getting ourselves a Chinese. They call getting Chinese food- Yeah ... getting a Chinese.
Bobby Lee· Host0:47
Yeah.
Andrew Santino· Host0:48
Look up getting a Chinese. In the UK, getting a Chinese is common, non-offensive slang for phrase meaning to order or buy a Chinese takeaway meal. Why is it okay for... So Brits are the first people to get mad at people for saying something incorrectly on PC. They say, "Go get a Chinese."
Bobby Lee· Host1:02
Yeah.
Andrew Santino· Host1:02
I mean, that sounds pretty scary.
Bobby Lee· Host1:05
Well, that- In this day and age? Yeah. I get a Japanese.
Speaker 31:08
[laughs] Mm.
Bobby Lee· Host1:09
That's easier.
Andrew Santino· Host1:10
Much easier.
Bobby Lee· Host1:11
Yeah. They're f- easier to catch. [laughs] [laughs] The Japanese are easier to catch.
Andrew Santino· Host1:15
They really are.
Bobby Lee· Host1:15
Are they not?
Andrew Santino· Host1:16
Well, they're more patient.
Bobby Lee· Host1:17
Yeah. They're, they're like s- in their suits. You know what I mean?
Andrew Santino· Host1:20
Yeah.
Bobby Lee· Host1:20
Just out with their briefcase out there.
Andrew Santino· Host1:22
Well, you can't run.
Bobby Lee· Host1:23
And they get drunk. They get drunk.
Andrew Santino· Host1:24
Mm-hmm.
Bobby Lee· Host1:25
That's when you get them.
Andrew Santino· Host1:25
You can't run as- You go to Tokyo, 2:00 in the morning, bunch of businessmen, they're drunk,