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He Invited Us To Dinner... Then Things Got Awkward | Ask me Anything!

6/11/202625 min

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another AMA episode as they answer your dilemmas, share some hilarious stories and dish out their brutally honest advice.

The gang kick things off by talking about spending time apart for the first time in a while before a conversation about restaurant etiquette and customer service spirals into a rant about supermarket managers, jangling keychains and the ultimate "jobsworth" behaviour.

We also hear one of Abbey's most awkward holiday stories ever as an innocent dinner invitation takes a very unexpected turn, leaving her too nervous to tell Peter what had actually happened until much later.

Also, Abbey and Peter help a listener who told someone they loved them only to have the feeling go unreturned, discussing heartbreak, rejection and why sometimes walking away is the healthiest option. We also tackle a bedroom dilemma from a listener looking to spice things up in his relationship, leading to one of the funniest and most chaotic conversations we've had in a long time.

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00:00 Introduction

01:55 Long Distance Relationships

02:50 Restaurant Jobsworths

05:10 First Ever Jobs

08:55 Abbey's Awkward Holiday Story

10:15 "Why Don't You Just Leave?"

11:30 Peter Finds Out What Happened

14:10 Honesty In Relationships

15:00 "I Love You" Wasn't Returned

16:45 Heartbreak & Moving On

17:35 Bedroom Dilemmas

19:15 How To Talk About Intimacy

20:30 The "Shabba" Debate

22:10 Modern Dating & OnlyFans

23:10 Sunday Best & Final Thoughts

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Clips

Shabba Over Girlfriend Ultimatum
Greek Water-Sports Proposition Story
Abbey's Heartbreak Exit Advice
Honesty Policy—Except For Murder

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Peter Crouch· Host0:00

    Why is there a lack of muff?

  2. Abbey Clancy· Host0:01

    [laughs] Yeah, where are our muffs?

  3. Gaz· Host0:03

    [laughs] No muff today.

  4. Abbey Clancy· Host0:04

    Do we use each other's muffs?

  5. Peter Crouch· Host0:06

    [laughs] You're absolutely- [laughs] ... joking, you pervert.

  6. Abbey Clancy· Host0:09

    Honesty is always the best policy, even if it makes someone feel uncomfortable.

  7. Peter Crouch· Host0:13

    I have an awkward issue I need your help with. I mean, how hard is it to introduce a little shabber into the bedroom?

  8. Gaz· Host0:18

    It's tricky 'cause say you love a shabber, but she doesn't love the shabber.

  9. Peter Crouch· Host0:21

    Get rid of her.

  10. Gaz· Host0:22

    Just get rid of her.

  11. Peter Crouch· Host0:23

    [laughs] She goes before the shabber.

  12. Gaz· Host0:24

    Shabber or nothing.

  13. Abbey Clancy· Host0:25

    Guys, if you love us as much as we love you, you should subscribe. That's all I'm gonna say. Ask me anything.

  14. Peter Crouch· Host0:33

    Shabber.

  15. Abbey Clancy· Host0:34

    Hello, and welcome to the Therapy Crouch: Ask Me Anything with me, Abbey Clancey.

  16. Peter Crouch· Host0:39

    Me, Peter Crouch.

  17. Gaz· Host0:40

    And me, Gaz. How are we, guys?

  18. Peter Crouch· Host0:42

    Hi, Gaz. All good.

  19. Abbey Clancy· Host0:42

    Good, good, good.

  20. Gaz· Host0:42

    We feeling good.

  21. Peter Crouch· Host0:43

    Why is there a lack of muff?

  22. Abbey Clancy· Host0:44

    [laughs] Yeah, where are our muffs?

  23. Gaz· Host0:47

    The muffs have gone to the US, I'm afraid to say.

  24. Peter Crouch· Host0:49

    Oh, really?

  25. Gaz· Host0:50

    They're packed away. No muff today.

  26. Abbey Clancy· Host0:51

    Have we only got... Do we use each other's muffs?

  27. Peter Crouch· Host0:54

    [laughs] We pass the muffs around.

  28. Gaz· Host0:56

    I think we share the muffs sometimes.

  29. Abbey Clancy· Host0:57

    Oi. Ugh.

  30. Gaz· Host0:58

    I think some muffs might still be in Portugal. Yeah, the muff goes global.

  31. Abbey Clancy· Host1:01

    Do we share each other's muff? I don't, I don't wanna share the muff.

  32. Peter Crouch· Host1:04

    [laughs] I don't really, no. I, I'm not into muff sharing.

  33. Abbey Clancy· Host1:07

    It's like people's breath and spit on them.

  34. Peter Crouch· Host1:09

    Yeah.

  35. Abbey Clancy· Host1:09

    It's disgusting.

  36. Peter Crouch· Host1:10

    Yeah, we got... No, we've got a green- Oh, good ... branded muff. You're not, you're not sharing with the l- with us and- No ... the lads.

  37. Abbey Clancy· Host1:15

    I don't want boys'.

  38. Peter Crouch· Host1:15

    Well, you might share with me, but- I don't mind sharing yours ... if you give me a kiss. If you give me a kiss, it's the same as sharing your muff, really, isn't it?

  39. Abbey Clancy· Host1:21

    Mm-hmm.

  40. Peter Crouch· Host1:22

    [laughs] I don't know how that sounds- That's... [laughs] ... as a sentence, but we can always look back at it.

  41. Abbey Clancy· Host1:28

    Yes.

  42. Gaz· Host1:28

    We can review that one.

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