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Have Roasts Gone Too Far?

5/18/202655 min

David and Dana discuss The Roast of Kevin Hart, Spencer Pratt’s Airstream, and David recaps Euphoria while Dana wonders if he should have done more nudity in his career. Also, animal sounds, Buzzing Around, and the news of the week.

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First 90 seconds
  1. Dana Carvey· Host0:00

    You got it?

  2. David Spade· Host0:00

    What was that?

  3. Dana Carvey· Host0:02

    Don't, don't be jealous of my massage ball. See this? David has a sore neck or back. Look now. Watch. It's like magic. Watch.

  4. David Spade· Host0:12

    Right.

  5. Dana Carvey· Host0:12

    Just, just watch. Watch. Watch what I do. I put it there. Now I lean back. I'm having a- It's up your butt.

  6. David Spade· Host0:19

    [laughs] That's where mine is. I lost it.

  7. Dana Carvey· Host0:23

    I'm only laughing 'cause how did you know that?

  8. David Spade· Host0:25

    [laughs] It's a magician.

  9. Dana Carvey· Host0:28

    Ugh.

  10. David Spade· Host0:28

    You go like this. [whistles] Ooh.

  11. Dana Carvey· Host0:31

    Here.

  12. David Spade· Host0:31

    Which reminds me- See it?

  13. Dana Carvey· Host0:33

    See it? See it?

  14. David Spade· Host0:34

    Yeah.

  15. Dana Carvey· Host0:34

    Where is it?

  16. David Spade· Host0:35

    Okay. I like how we do all this tech stuff while we're on. Listen. [pig oinks] [laughs] Is that a piggy?

  17. Dana Carvey· Host0:42

    Yeah, it is a little piggy.

  18. David Spade· Host0:44

    [pig oinks] That's what you do when we're, we're trying to get extra jokes out of a bit. [laughs] Getting a little oinky.

  19. Dana Carvey· Host0:50

    [laughs] Do your pig... You have a pig char- [oinks] That's more like a- That's more, it's more like a warthog or something.

  20. David Spade· Host0:58

    [laughs] It's too hard- That sounds- Too hard to get my nose involved ...

  21. Dana Carvey· Host1:01

    that sounds dangerous. Mm-hmm.

  22. David Spade· Host1:02

    Um.

  23. Dana Carvey· Host1:04

    Um.

  24. David Spade· Host1:04

    Damn.

  25. Dana Carvey· Host1:04

    Yeah. Anyways.

  26. David Spade· Host1:06

    I was saying- Are we all set? Yeah, we're already going. The, um...

  27. Dana Carvey· Host1:10

    Whoops.

  28. David Spade· Host1:11

    [laughs] The thing about that magic ball that reminded me of Euphoria, do you know what Euphoria is, that show?

  29. Dana Carvey· Host1:16

    Yeah, of course. Sydney Sweeney in the hunt.

  30. David Spade· Host1:19

    [laughs] What's that mean, for an Oscar?

  31. Dana Carvey· Host1:22

    In the hunt. I mean, you know, she's so brilliant. I mean, my God. What she's- You're watching that filth? No,

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