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Harry Styles, Celebrity Encounters & Cat Thieves! Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch Talk Celebs!

3/17/20261 hr 1 min

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with another chaotic catch up as Peter reveals he’s started a brand new fitness regime and has become absolutely obsessed with swimming, which Abbey is convinced is just proof he’s embracing his inner old man in the pool. Abbey also tells us all about her very glamorous day out at Fulham where she enjoyed oysters, pancakes and a full English in the brand new Riverside hospitality stand, although she admits it might not be the most authentic football experience. Things quickly heat up when Abbey calls Peter out for secretly adding things to the family diary, leaving her to juggle four school runs and a mysterious training challenge she’s currently preparing for. In the Agony Abs, a listener writes in with a bizarre dilemma as her neighbour appears to be slowly stealing her cat, which leads to a hilarious debate about whether cats actually choose their owners and what you should do when your pet starts spending more time next door than at home. Elsewhere, the pair chat about luxury barber experiences, the worst haircut Peter ever had thanks to his dad, Harry Styles’ accent, WhatsApp stress and the couple’s ongoing battle with modern family logistics.

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00:00 Introduction

02:30 Peter’s swimming obsession

05:00 Abbey’s fancy Fulham experience

08:53 Abbey’s secret training challenge

10:30 The family diary row

14:45 Agony Ab: “My neighbour is stealing my cat”

17:13 The runaway cat and pet detective story

19:12 Abbey’s most hated animal

21:03 The dog adoption videos debate

25:26 Abbey forgets Jack at the barbers

27:06 Why haircuts are so awkward

29:18 Peter’s worst haircut ever

30:00 Harry Styles and celebrity chat

42:22 The mystery rapper debate

44:58 Ballet, opera and preserving the arts

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First 90 seconds
  1. Gaz· Host0:00

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  2. Peter Crouch· Host0:31

    [gentle music] Do you think Tim and Charlotte are just in LA thinking, "I'm gonna be a scouse rapper?"

  3. Abbey Clancy· Host0:37

    Is Dickers young and restless? [laughing] Shut up, Timothy.

  4. Peter Crouch· Host0:41

    Yeah. Give it a rest. It's a joke.

  5. Abbey Clancy· Host0:43

    At what point in dating should someone actually delete the apps?

  6. Peter Crouch· Host0:47

    Met my partner on the apps.

  7. Abbey Clancy· Host0:48

    Did you? What's his name?

  8. Peter Crouch· Host0:49

    [laughing] That's growing up. Grow up.

  9. Abbey Clancy· Host0:52

    We settled?

  10. Peter Crouch· Host0:53

    Yeah, we settled.

  11. Abbey Clancy· Host0:55

    What?

  12. Peter Crouch· Host0:56

    Oh, yeah. It's all right for you to say it. Not for me.

  13. Abbey Clancy· Host0:59

    [upbeat music] Guys, if you love us as much as we love you, you should subscribe. That's all I'm gonna say. Hello, and welcome to "The Therapy Couch" with me, Abbi Clancy, and my cheeky little monkey, Peter.

  14. Peter Crouch· Host1:10

    [laughing] You exposed me eating a banana.

  15. Abbey Clancy· Host1:12

    You still-- You're on your swim journey though, aren't you?

  16. Peter Crouch· Host1:15

    What?

  17. Abbey Clancy· Host1:15

    Which increases your appetite. Don't be putting that peel on my counter.

  18. Peter Crouch· Host1:19

    I'm just gonna... Hold on. That's it. Don't worry.

  19. Abbey Clancy· Host1:20

    Put it on the table there, love.

  20. Peter Crouch· Host1:23

    Sorry. [laughing] No Ros today.

  21. Abbey Clancy· Host1:26

    No Ros today. Still ill.

  22. Peter Crouch· Host1:28

    Not there.

  23. Abbey Clancy· Host1:28

    Still ill. So

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