Harland Williams & Your Lips are Udamu
4/22/20261 hr 38 min
Comedian Harland Williams returns. We chat armadillos as tanks, monkeys vs apes, colonoscopy talk, the mystery of the clitoris, the horny toad defense system, Bobby’s cameo in Harland’s movie, and Wingman.
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First 90 secondsHarland Williams· Guest0:14
[singing] What's that you're wearing? [sniffs] Smells like white lotus or something.
Speaker 30:32
[laughs] That's, that's my hair oil.
Bobby Lee· Host0:34
Oh, you should get him some.
Speaker 30:35
I should get you some.
Harland Williams· Guest0:36
I haven't heard that term in a long time.
Bobby Lee· Host0:38
[laughs] Really? My hair oil?
Harland Williams· Guest0:39
No, that's my hair oil.
Bobby Lee· Host0:40
Oh, really?
Harland Williams· Guest0:41
Yeah.
Bobby Lee· Host0:41
Who, y- who, who, who'd you hear that from before in the past?
Harland Williams· Guest0:43
I don't know. I think I heard it- Your grandmother ... might have been- Your grandmother. No, no.
Bobby Lee· Host0:47
Uh-uh.
Harland Williams· Guest0:47
It was a Shell station in Bakersfield.
Bobby Lee· Host0:49
Oh.
Harland Williams· Guest0:49
[laughs] Yeah.
Bobby Lee· Host0:50
Oh, I see. Was she working behind the counter?
Harland Williams· Guest0:52
I don't know.
Bobby Lee· Host0:53
Yeah. You don't, you don't know anything, do you?
Harland Williams· Guest0:54
I don't know much.
Bobby Lee· Host0:55
I know.
Harland Williams· Guest0:55
But I know that I love you.
Speaker 30:57
Does it smell good to you?
Harland Williams· Guest0:58
What?
Speaker 30:58
Does it smell good to you?
Harland Williams· Guest0:58
It smells good, yeah.
Bobby Lee· Host0:59
Yeah, yeah. It's her product that she created.
Harland Williams· Guest1:01
You created a product?
Speaker 31:03
Uh-huh.
Bobby Lee· Host1:03
Yeah.
Speaker 31:03
It's at Sephora. Do you want one?
Harland Williams· Guest1:04
Sassafora?
Speaker 31:06
Sephora.
Harland Williams· Guest1:07
[laughs] What'd she say?
Bobby Lee· Host1:08
Sephora. [laughs] Sephora.
Harland Williams· Guest1:10
It's pronounced Sephora.
Speaker 31:11
Sephora.
Bobby Lee· Host1:11
Oh, it is?
Harland Williams· Guest1:12
Yeah. It's already a big company.
Bobby Lee· Host1:13
I didn't know. Oh, right. I didn't know that.
Harland Williams· Guest1:14
They sell makeup all over North A- Uh-huh.
Bobby Lee· Host1:18
America ...
Harland Williams· Guest1:18
North America.
Bobby Lee· Host1:19
Yeah.
Speaker 31:19
Whole world.
Bobby Lee· Host1:21
Your eyes...
Harland Williams· Guest1:22
Say it.
Bobby Lee· Host1:25
[laughs] [laughs] Your eyes- It's a hair oil, hair oil.