Greg Fitzsimmons Talks Dildos, Bathrobes, and Old Man Boners + Biohacker Bryan Johnson Has Incurable Disease
7/9/20261 hr 45 min
Greg Fitzsimmons is a stand-up comedian, Emmy-winning television writer, and podcast host who has built a career spanning comedy clubs, late-night television, radio, and podcasting over more than three decades. He has written for shows including The Ellen DeGeneres Show and Lucky Louie, won multiple Daytime Emmy Awards, and is also known for hosting the long-running Fitzdog Radio podcast and frequent appearances on The Howard Stern Show and podcasts across the comedy world. Check out his live dates to see him on the road at gregfitzsimmons.com.
IN THE NEWS: Biohacker Bryan Johnson reveals he has incurable disease: ‘My stomach is eating itself, White House says National Museum of American History found room for drag queens and crotch harnesses, but not the Founding Fathers, Bay Area restaurant fines parents after rowdy kids trash the place — and the internet is loving it, Christopher Nolan faces growing backlash over 'Odyssey' casting, historical accuracy as screenings canceled
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First 90 secondsAdam Carolla· Host0:00
So in this episode, Greg Fitzsimmons, Fitzdog, great comedian, comes back to join me. Also, news with Awesome Dawson. And we'll do all that right after this.
Speaker 20:11
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Mike Dawson· Host0:25
Fantastic.
Speaker 20:26
The Matrix trilogy.
Greg Fitzsimmons· Guest0:27
Welcome to the real world.
Speaker 20:28
Mean Girls.
Speaker 5· Soundbite0:29
Shut up.
Speaker 20:30
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Speaker 6· Soundbite0:38
That is so fetch.
Speaker 20:39
On Pluto TV. Stream now, pay never.
Mike Dawson· Host0:41
[upbeat music] From Corolla1 Studios in Glendale, California, this is The Adam Carolla Show. Adam's guest today, Greg Fitzsimmons. Plus the news with me, Mike Dawson. And now, Adam Carolla.
Adam Carolla· Host1:02
Yeah, get it on. Got to get it on. The choice ... Get, get, get it on, man. Thanks for tuning in. Thanks for telling a friend. Love that about you. Fitzdog, Greg Fitzsimmons, in studio. He's got dates. You gotta catch him before he retires, man. He may be retiring, and when he goes, it's gonna be like that song American Pie. It's gonna be the day the comedy died.