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Great adverts for the pyramid, technicians of the sphere & Qatar to Coventry in 3 minutes

4/27/202643 min

Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: the threshold for the Premier League to tweet the words "and breathe...", the sound of York City's last-gasp, fifth-tier glory, Paul Scholes at the snooker, Steve Sidwell coins a curious new phrase, RIP Football Focus, some mangled animal-themed football idioms and Richard Keys' 6000-mile Instagrammed odyssey from Qatar to Coventry. Play the new Happy Hunting Grounds daily quiz at games.footballcliches.com Sign up for Dreamland, the members-only Football Clichés experience, to access our exclusive show and much more: https://dreamland.footballcliches.com Download SAILY in your app store and use code CLICHES at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For more info, visit https://saily.com/cliches Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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First 90 seconds

  1. Speaker 00:00

    [gentle music] Our yoga instructor challenged us to find inner peace. I found it faster than anyone. After four seconds, I stood up and screamed, "I found nirvana. I win!" They asked me to leave. I guess they don't respect winning. Bet365 does, though. New customers get $200 in bonus bets just for betting $10. [laughs] Namaste, losers. Bet365. Winning is everything. Gambling problem? Call 1-800-MY-RESET. 21-plus only. Must be physically located in Ohio. T&Cs apply. In app only.

  2. Speaker 10:29

    [upbeat music] Kraft Mac & Cheese is better than '90s hip-hop. We'll remind you of your childhood without making you feel incredibly old. Kraft Mac & Cheese, best thing ever.

  3. Speaker 20:42

    [upbeat music] Enjoy more ways to save at Kroger, like low prices in every aisle. And when you download the Kroger app, you can clip and save more with digital coupons every week. Plus, you can earn fuel points to save up to $1 per gallon at the pump. At Kroger, you can enjoy more ways to save and more rewards every time you shop. So it's always easy to save big every day with savings and rewards. Kroger, Fresh for Everyone. Savings may vary by state. Fuel restrictions apply. See site for details.

  4. Speaker 3· Soundbite1:14

    I'm sorry. You can sit there and look and play with all your silly machines as much as you like.

  5. Speaker 4· Soundbite1:19

    [upbeat music] Is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? He is, you know. Oh, I say! [crowd cheering] Brilliant!

  6. Speaker 5· Soundbite1:26

    [upbeat music] McGinlay,

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