Grace Kuhlenschmidt Returns
1/15/20261 hr 6 min
Welcome! This week’s guest is the hilarious Grace Kuhlenschmidt! Grace and Caleb talk about the pains of moving to New York, the math that goes into Time Zones, coming out, fedoras, and much more!
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First 90 secondsGrace Kuhlenschmidt· Guest0:00
[gentle instrumental music] Wave.
Caleb Hearon· Host0:01
People who who work in real estate- Mm-hmm ... many of them- Mm-hmm ... need to go to prison.
Grace Kuhlenschmidt· Guest0:09
Totally.
Caleb Hearon· Host0:10
Many of them are doing unfathomable crimes.
Grace Kuhlenschmidt· Guest0:12
And I will completely agree with you, and even add my mom's a real estate agent.
Caleb Hearon· Host0:16
Totally.
Grace Kuhlenschmidt· Guest0:16
Mm-hmm.
Caleb Hearon· Host0:17
And I don't know what, how she's doing her business.
Grace Kuhlenschmidt· Guest0:18
No, she absolu- she needs to be locked up.
Caleb Hearon· Host0:20
[laughs] [upbeat music] We have an e- we have an episode recording this week at 8:00 AM, and I, for two weeks, I've been looking at it on the calendar, like something has to give.
Grace Kuhlenschmidt· Guest0:33
No, like how are you gonna do that?
Caleb Hearon· Host0:34
Something that people do every day might do.
Grace Kuhlenschmidt· Guest0:36
No.
Caleb Hearon· Host0:36
[laughs] Go, go to their job at 8:00 AM.
Grace Kuhlenschmidt· Guest0:38
I had a thought today where I was like, okay, Caleb wants to be there at 11:00 AM, which means I need to be ready at 10:30, need to leave at 10:30. Which means I need to be up by 10:00, which means I need to be up in the 9:00s.
Caleb Hearon· Host0:50
Yeah. Wow. Wow, I'm up in the 9:00s.
Grace Kuhlenschmidt· Guest0:54
[laughs] [laughs] I have to be up in the 9:00s to do something not till the 11th.
Caleb Hearon· Host0:58
See, you've changed and lost touch.
Grace Kuhlenschmidt· Guest1:00
Uh-huh.
Caleb Hearon· Host1:01
[laughs] You've changed and lost touch.
Grace Kuhlenschmidt· Guest1:02
That's, no, that's- 'Cause the Grace I knew- Oh yeah, she was up- She was in the mines- She wasn't sleeping ...
Caleb Hearon· Host1:08
at 5:00 AM.
Grace Kuhlenschmidt· Guest1:08
No way.
Caleb Hearon· Host1:09
You've changed.
Grace Kuhlenschmidt· Guest1:10
You think?
Caleb Hearon· Host1:11
Don't you think?
Grace Kuhlenschmidt· Guest1:11
Mm-hmm.
Caleb Hearon· Host1:11
And this is only one such example. I have many more.
Grace Kuhlenschmidt· Guest1:13
Oh, really? What are the other examples?
Caleb Hearon· Host1:15
Oh, the way you talk to service workers.
Grace Kuhlenschmidt· Guest1:16
Don't... [laughs] Honestly, I've always done that. [laughs] I have al- I've been so fucking consistent with that.
Caleb Hearon· Host1:23
That's not new? That's not new?
Grace Kuhlenschmidt· Guest1:24
No. That's when you work in the service industry, you know it's all inside jokes.
Caleb Hearon· Host1:28
Yeah.
Grace Kuhlenschmidt· Guest1:28
When you say, "I'm not