Giggling about wrinkles, wikifeet, and moose knuckles

Hannah Berner· Host0:00

[upbeat music] Sup, gigglers?

Paige DeSorbo· Host0:03

Carrie, fix the wifi.

Hannah Berner· Host0:05

Manifest that shit.

Paige DeSorbo· Host0:06

We can't be managed.

Hannah Berner· Host0:08

[laughs] The Gigglerz Squad.

Paige DeSorbo· Host0:10

I mean, the day just got away from me.

Hannah Berner· Host0:14

What's up, my holding a grudge gigglers? [laughs] My grudgy gigglers.

Paige DeSorbo· Host0:19

You know, and I just thought of one. We've never said grasshopper.

Hannah Berner· Host0:22

[gasps] That's really good.

Paige DeSorbo· Host0:24

And it's, like, sweet.

Hannah Berner· Host0:24

You don't have to, like, outdo the one I did.

Paige DeSorbo· Host0:27

No, I just- That took me forever to come up with a grudge one ... give you different options.

Hannah Berner· Host0:30

Okay.

Paige DeSorbo· Host0:31

I mean, you do one every, twice a week.

Hannah Berner· Host0:33

I know, I am running out. [laughs] There's only so many two words.

Paige DeSorbo· Host0:36

But we've done... You've done the same one a lot.

Hannah Berner· Host0:38

[laughs] [laughs] I do repeat, and you let me repeat.

Paige DeSorbo· Host0:40

Yeah.

Hannah Berner· Host0:40

And you, you, you're like, "Oh, that's a good one."

Paige DeSorbo· Host0:42

Yeah.

Hannah Berner· Host0:42

Um, so woman of the sound of the week has gotten out of control.

Paige DeSorbo· Host0:45

Yeah.

Hannah Berner· Host0:45

Everyone's- They're now nominating themselves. They're nominating [laughs] themselves in a big way.

Paige DeSorbo· Host0:49

I'm like, "I could've Googled that." [laughs] So we can't actually put you as woman of sound.

Hannah Berner· Host0:53

[laughs] But shout out to... First of all, I didn't watch the Kentucky Derby.

Paige DeSorbo· Host0:58

Neither did any- Is that a thing?

Hannah Berner· Host1:01

I, people I guess watched.

Paige DeSorbo· Host1:02

They do.

Hannah Berner· Host1:03

And the first woman trainer won.

Paige DeSorbo· Host1:07

Yes, I saw that.

Hannah Berner· Host1:08

So when I, when I first heard that, I thought they meant, like, the, the woman riding the, the horse.

Paige DeSorbo· Host1:13

The jockey.

Hannah Berner· Host1:13

The jockey. And then I started to think, "Why the fuck is every jockey 5'2", 110 pounds and they're all men?"

Paige DeSorbo· Host1:20

Yeah.

Hannah Berner· Host1:21

They should just be a bunch of Sabrina Carpenters.

Paige DeSorbo· Host1:23

Right.

Hannah Berner· Host1:23

And the girls would crush it as jockeys, but there's not one jockey that's a woman.

Paige DeSorbo· Host1:28

I feel like the girls are like, "Nah."