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Giggling about roasts, road rage, and heartburn

5/12/202655 min

Hannah finally took off the windbreaker and Paige has the schedule of an infant.

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First 90 seconds
  1. Hannah Berner· Host0:00

    [upbeat music] Sup, gigglers.

  2. Paige DeSorbo· Host0:03

    Carrie, fix the wifi.

  3. Hannah Berner· Host0:05

    Manifest that shit.

  4. Paige DeSorbo· Host0:06

    We can't be managed.

  5. Hannah Berner· Host0:08

    [laughs] Giggily Squad.

  6. Paige DeSorbo· Host0:12

    I mean, the day just got away from me.

  7. Hannah Berner· Host0:14

    What is up, my goulash gigglers? [laughs] Do you know goulashes?

  8. Paige DeSorbo· Host0:19

    Um- Right ... it's feeling very fall.

  9. Hannah Berner· Host0:21

    You've no... It act- it is fall. I was gonna say, you have no culture, but it is fall.

  10. Paige DeSorbo· Host0:24

    Isn't it, like, ground beef?

  11. Hannah Berner· Host0:26

    It's a Hungarian dish.

  12. Paige DeSorbo· Host0:27

    Okay.

  13. Hannah Berner· Host0:28

    Anyway, welcome to the pod. There's been so many women this time of the week, like- Yeah, I, we have been- Now that they know it's a thing- No ... I feel like the women are like [laughs] Canceled.

  14. Paige DeSorbo· Host0:36

    [laughs] No, the, truly, I think this segment is done. We d- in true Giggly Squad fashion, we beat it- [laughs] ... the dead horse, like...

  15. Hannah Berner· Host0:44

    Can I do one, another one, though?

  16. Paige DeSorbo· Host0:46

    Yeah.

  17. Hannah Berner· Host0:47

    Okay, so this video's going around, going viral, of this woman's shopping in Target.

  18. Paige DeSorbo· Host0:52

    Mm-hmm.

  19. Hannah Berner· Host0:52

    And she's being filmed, and you're from the... Whatever. Anyway, a girl comes, sees she's being filmed by a man.

  20. Paige DeSorbo· Host1:01

    Yeah ...

  21. Hannah Berner· Host1:01

    and goes, "Excuse me, that man's filming you."

  22. Paige DeSorbo· Host1:03

    Oh, like, looking out for her.

  23. Hannah Berner· Host1:05

    Yeah, like, "That man's filming you."

  24. Paige DeSorbo· Host1:06

    Mm-hmm.

  25. Hannah Berner· Host1:07

    "Are you okay?" And the girl turns, she's like, "Oh my God, that's my husband."

  26. Paige DeSorbo· Host1:10

    Yeah.

  27. Hannah Berner· Host1:10

    Like, "It's okay." And the girl, like, still doesn't believe her, like, "Blink twice if he's, like, you're being trafficked."

  28. Paige DeSorbo· Host1:15

    Wow.

  29. Hannah Berner· Host1:15

    And she's like, "It's my husband, I swear." And she's like, "Okay." And then she stops and she recommends s- a product that she's looking at, and she's like, "That's actually really good. Don't get that one, it's overpriced." [laughs] And then walks away, and I was like, girlhood m- maxing.

  30. Paige DeSorbo· Host1:29

    Wait,

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