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Speaker 00:00

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Speaker 10:35

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Paige DeSorbo· Host1:06

[upbeat music] Sup, gigglers? Carrie, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that ship. We can't be managed. [laughs] I mean, the day just got away from me.

Hannah Berner· Host1:23

Hello, my groundbreaking gigglers. Are we on?

Speaker 41:27

We're rolling.

Hannah Berner· Host1:28

Oh.

Unknown speaker1:28

[laughs]