Gangs of Neo Galaderon - Ep. 3: Crack the Safe
4/16/20261 hr 17 min
The Kill Screens attempt to secure Petunia's fingerprint and access the Mothership safe! Slug demonstrates a firm handshake, Atom secures a sweet prize, and Aux plays the keyboard. Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content!
Music / Sound Effects Include:
"Neo Galaderon" by Emily Axford.
"The Prototype" by Emily Axford.
"Atom" by Emily Axford.
"Implicated" by Emily Axford.
"The Gambling District" by Emily Axford.
"Mothership Lobby" by Emily Axford.
"Galavanting" by Emily Axford.
"The Inkling Syndicate" by Emily Axford.
"Cyberskitch" by Emily Axford.
"Slug" by Emily Axford.
"Paetina" by Emily Axford.
"Corrupted" by Emily Axford.
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First 90 secondsEmily Axford· Host0:00
[electronic music] This is a Headgum podcast.
Brian Murphy· Host0:03
[dramatic music] Welcome to the campaign after the campaign. This is Not Another D&D Podcast. Welcome back to Bahumia, everybody.
Caldwell Tanner· Host0:20
Bahumia.
Jake Hurwitz· Host0:21
Bahumia.
Brian Murphy· Host0:22
I'm your dungeon master, Brian Murphy, joined by Jake Hurwitz.
Jake Hurwitz· Host0:25
Oh, fuck. We're doing rhymes, aren't we?
Brian Murphy· Host0:27
[laughs] Are you serious, dude?
Jake Hurwitz· Host0:29
Yeah. Yeah, we are.
Caldwell Tanner· Host0:30
I'm Caldwell Card. I'm flat-footed.
Brian Murphy· Host0:31
Uh-huh, and I have one.
Jake Hurwitz· Host0:33
Good.
Brian Murphy· Host0:34
[laughs] And it is, uh, feeling hot with my robot, Ox O'Connor.
Jake Hurwitz· Host0:38
Okay.
Brian Murphy· Host0:39
Pretty good. And then of course, Emily Axford.
Emily Axford· Host0:41
[laughs] I got lats, abs, calves, and class. I'm Slug Slapdash.
Jake Hurwitz· Host0:46
[laughs] [laughs] Sure.
Brian Murphy· Host0:48
Wow, is that your interview for, like, a reality TV show?
Emily Axford· Host0:52
[laughs] Yeah, that's, that's me on Love Island.
Brian Murphy· Host0:55
Wow.
Emily Axford· Host0:55
[laughs] But I think it's a fighting competition.
Caldwell Tanner· Host0:58
[laughs] You got kicked off so quick.
Brian Murphy· Host0:59
[laughs] And then of course, we've got Caldwell Tanner.
Caldwell Tanner· Host1:02
Trying to score at the M&M store. [laughs] It's Adam Romme.
Brian Murphy· Host1:06
Oh, yeah.
Jake Hurwitz· Host1:06
Shit. [laughs] That's good.
Brian Murphy· Host1:07
Uh, and with that, let's go ahead and do a little recap.
Caldwell Tanner· Host1:10
Yes.
Emily Axford· Host1:11
Yeah.
Brian Murphy· Host1:11
So last time you prepped for the heist by doing some digging into Mothership.
Jake Hurwitz· Host1:16
Mm.
Brian Murphy· Host1:16
You discovered that Petunia Glenbottle has a bodyguard called The Prototype- Mm ... a terrifying cyborg with the body of an elite Mothership enforcer.
Jake Hurwitz· Host1:25
And we're gonna stop him with love.
Brian Murphy· Host1:26
No comment. [laughs] You also learned- I didn't say it, but I do have