FULL SHOW: Jeff’s Dating Studs Parody, Funny Teacher Confessions + Wrong Way Cruise (5/1/26)

Brooke· Host0:00

Hey, it's Brooke and Jeffrey. We've got a great, fun hour planned for you. Oh my gosh, Jeff's song.

Jose· Co-host0:05

Yeah.

Brooke· Host0:06

[laughs] Don't you think he nailed it this week?

Jose· Co-host0:08

He did. And guys, he hit a note that- Yes ... you have to go listen to.

Brooke· Host0:11

Yes.

Speaker 20:11

Ooh.

Jose· Co-host0:11

The high, the high E note. Yeah.

Brooke· Host0:13

[laughs] If you've ever been frustrated in the dating world- Yeah ... Jeff's got your back.

Jose· Co-host0:16

Mm-hmm.

Brooke· Host0:16

It's very tongue in cheek, and you're just gonna love it. I just know it.

Jose· Co-host0:19

Yes.

Brooke· Host0:20

Um, and then we're gonna go over, oh, we got new lasers, we've got teachers.

Jose· Co-host0:24

Sharing stupid things students have said.

Brooke· Host0:27

Yeah.

Jose· Co-host0:27

[laughs] Yeah. There it is.

Brooke· Host0:28

[laughs] I almost said it stupidly.

Jose· Co-host0:30

Yeah.

Brooke· Host0:30

So thank you, Alexis.

Jose· Co-host0:31

Would've been worse.

Brooke· Host0:31

But before we get to everything, what are the comments?

Jose· Co-host0:33

Yeah. Well, when you guys comment back on old episodes you're binging, we see them 'cause they still show up.

Brooke· Host0:38

Yeah.

Jose· Co-host0:38

And one from 2020, uh, Cory Curry said, I don't know what we were talking about, Brooke, but they said, "How is Brooke gonna say that when you're in a bath, you're sitting in a pool of drinkable water? Your booty is in it."

Brooke· Host0:49

[laughs] [laughs] [laughs] Well, it is potable when it comes out of the faucet.

Jose· Co-host0:53

Ew, Brooke.

Brooke· Host0:53

I'm just saying.

Jose· Co-host0:54

Don't double down.

Brooke· Host0:55

[laughs] [laughs] I mean, all right.

Jose· Co-host0:58

All right. Same thought- Okay ... a few years later. [laughs] All right.

Brooke· Host1:00

Let's get to the brand new full hour right now.

Speaker 21:02

Oh, man, there's a four-letter word- What? ... I wanna say on the radio right now- Really? ... so bad.

Brooke· Host1:08

What is it?

Jose· Co-host1:09

Do it.

Brooke· Host1:09

Let's do it.

Speaker 21:09

I'm gonna do it.

Brooke· Host1:11

Okay.

Jose· Co-host1:11

Yes.

Speaker 21:12

It's hero.

Brooke· Host1:13

Oh.

Jose· Co-host1:14

Oh.

Speaker 21:14

[laughs] 'Cause it's time to recognize our hero of the week.

Brooke· Host1:18

Okay.

Jose· Co-host1:18

Yay.

Speaker 21:19

All right.

Brooke· Host1:19

I mean- Wow ... it would've been exciting if you would've started with that. Now it was kind of a disappointment.

Jose· Co-host1:23

Yeah.

Speaker 21:23

Oh.

Brooke· Host1:23

But, you know.

Speaker 21:24

Yeah, you're hoping for a different word there. [laughs] [laughs] But it is time for our hero of the week.

Jose· Co-host1:27

Yay.

Speaker 21:27

And today's hero is a 19-year-old girl