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The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

From Hooves to Haute with Trixie and Katya

1/27/202657 min

This week's episode is presented by Hollywood's premier foot feminization service, "From Hooves to Haute." With our patented treatment derived from centuries of Icelandic foot worship, our clinicians will transform your neglected feet from beige, flaky oatmeal buckets with fossilized Fritos for toenails into the epitome of luminous symmetry. We'll erase that eye-watering aroma of gangrene at low-tide and replace it with that of dried French lavender on a windowsill during Summer in Aix-en-Provence. Using precision tools, industrial-grade exfoliation, and aesthetic reshaping protocols, we systematically retire every yellowed talon and flaky canyon with calm, scientific efficiency. You'll see clinically...

Clips

82,000 claims, bankruptcy shield
Do birthdays matter? Absolutely.
Boy Scouts, not evil—men are
Busted at the stoplight
Trixie’s J.Lo remix reveal
Monét confirms foot surgery
Demand better fake nudity
Vulnerable and back to therapy
Owning the ticket
Medians gone wild bit

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Speaker 00:00

    [upbeat music] This episode is brought to you by Prime. Obsession is in session, and this summer Prime originals have everything you want. Steamy romances, irresistible love stories, and the book-to-screen favorites you've already read twice. Off Campus, Elle, Every Year After, The Love Hypothesis, Sterling Point, and more. Slow burns, second chances, chemistry you can feel through the screen. Your next obsession is waiting. Watch only on Prime.

  2. Speaker 10:28

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  3. Speaker 20:59

    Morning decisions. How about a creamy mocha Frappuccino drink? Or sweet vanilla? Smooth caramel maybe. Or white chocolate mocha. Whichever you choose, delicious coffee awaits. Find Starbucks Frappuccino drinks wherever you buy your groceries.

  4. Katya Zamolodchikova· Host1:14

    We are very excited to announce that our Very Bald and Very Beautiful Podcast Tour is almost sold out for spring.

  5. Trixie Mattel· Host1:21

    I'm excited. We're not doing that many dates, and my New Year's resolution is q- q- quality over quantity.

  6. Katya Zamolodchikova· Host1:26

    Over quantity. And we're doing it.

  7. Trixie Mattel· Host1:27

    I- I agree.

  8. Katya Zamolodchikova· Host1:28

    We're doing it. Can you believe we had to add a second

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