Friday Club | The Price is Wrong

Speaker 10:00

[upbeat music] Hey, hey. It's the Friday Club. The weekend's here, get in that pub. It's Friday Club. Bing, bang, bosh. With all of your favorites from under the cosh. So if you wanna share a story or relive a former glory. Butter the weak or clapping them cheeks. Maybe you got caught by the mother-in-law having a wank. It's all here on The Friday Club. It's all here on The Friday Club.

Kieran· Host0:32

Any objections- Oh ... to a thought-provoking would you rather?

Chris Brown· Host0:37

Go on, go for it. I'm ready.

Kieran· Host0:39

Would you rather have all of your memories to date- Right ... still intact, but can't create any new memories? Or would you rather lose all of your memories, but from now on you remember and you create?

Chris Brown· Host0:55

Oh, it's a tough one.

Jon Parkin· Host0:56

It's a very heavy question, Chris.

Kieran· Host0:58

I just... Yeah. Can I- The ones where [laughs] I prefer the one where, say, if you, if your dad were in you and you were in your mum, would, would you go back- [laughs] ...

Chris Brown· Host1:03

would you push back or forward?

Kieran· Host1:04

But before you answer, just remember all your wank banks are gone.

Chris Brown· Host1:09

Gone.

Kieran· Host1:09

So I've reverted it back, kind of, to how I was.

Chris Brown· Host1:12

You can make new ones though, can't you?

Kieran· Host1:12

Not, not, not really. [laughs] No.

Chris Brown· Host1:16

It won't be as good.

Jon Parkin· Host1:17

[laughs] Oh, right. You mean- Just, just depends where the wank lie, obviously.

Kieran· Host1:21

I imagine not everybody's partner in the world is the only one in the wank bank.

Chris Brown· Host1:27

Yeah.

Jon Parkin· Host1:28

Mm-hmm.

Chris Brown· Host1:28

I get you. I hear you.