Frank Skinner's Radio Days: Superimposed with a Dalek
5/27/202640 min
Frank, Emily and Alun are into 2014 in this episode of Radio Days. Frank has an incident with the nativity and shows off his superimposed Dr Who pictures. There's chat about their pathetic boasts and terrible Christmas food.
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First 90 secondsAlun Cochrane· Host0:00
[singing] Frank Skinner's Radio Days. It could go one of two ways.
Frank Skinner· Host0:06
Can I tell you something that happened to me at Christmas, which was a bit traumatic?
Emily Dean· Host0:09
Go on.
Frank Skinner· Host0:10
Well, here it goes. [slurping] [laughs] Oh, didn't like that noise.
Alun Cochrane· Host0:15
Okay. Okay.
Emily Dean· Host0:15
Getting all excited.
Frank Skinner· Host0:16
Just for the record- Oh, he's getting all excited about Christmas ... I don't want to hear that sound ever again. Listen, I should say to listeners, you might not know, I've had an enormous, uh, lizard tongue grafted onto my ordinary tongue- [laughs] [laughs] Now, can I tell you what it is?
Emily Dean· Host0:25
He's so excited ...
Frank Skinner· Host0:25
in preparation for the, uh, the fly infestations of, of summer.
Alun Cochrane· Host0:29
Is this going to be a story about mince pies, and that was your mouth watering- Just tell the story ... awkwardly?
Frank Skinner· Host0:33
Okay. I was in, um- Petchey ... I was in Cheltenham. I was in Cheltenham- Oh ... visiting, um, my girlfriend's mother.
Emily Dean· Host0:42
Oh, yeah.
Frank Skinner· Host0:43
I was with my girlfriend and family.
Emily Dean· Host0:45
Yeah.
Frank Skinner· Host0:45
I wasn't just visiting her on the QT, if that's what you think.
Alun Cochrane· Host0:48
[laughs] Oh, that girlfriend.
Frank Skinner· Host0:49
Uh, yeah. And, um, I, I went to the local, um, church. Lovely, old, beautiful church.
Emily Dean· Host0:58
Well, they've got lovely ones around that part of the world.
Frank Skinner· Host1:00
Yeah. Haven't they?
Emily Dean· Host1:01
Yeah.
Frank Skinner· Host1:01
And I took, um, I took my son in there, and, um, I was with my, my girlfriend, Kath, and, uh, her sister, Rachel, and her new husband, Jack. We were all in there.
Emily Dean· Host1:13
Lovely.
Frank Skinner· Host1:13
But there was no one else. The church was deserted. We just went in for a l-- of a, for a look. And there was a massive, um, nativity scene, as you might expect at that time of the year.
Emily Dean· Host1:23
Yeah.
Frank Skinner· Host1:24
Um, big, um, uh, figures.
Emily Dean· Host1:27
What size are we talking?
Frank Skinner· Host1:29
I'd say