Fire Escape Cast #135

Dan Ryckert· Host0:00

[upbeat jazz music] Alopecia, what's her name?

Mike Mahardy· Host0:10

[laughs] [laughs] Is that the ch- character from The Matrix Reloaded?

Dan Ryckert· Host0:15

[laughs] Probably. I don't know.

Mary Kish· Host0:17

[laughs] Her name is Alopecia?

Mike Mahardy· Host0:18

She's the one that- [laughs] Yeah, he's the one that does, the French guy does the computer program that makes her cum.

Mary Kish· Host0:21

You do not name a person Alopecia.

Dan Ryckert· Host0:23

[laughs] You know what? Look, I officiated their wedding.

Mike Mahardy· Host0:25

No- I think I would know her name ... yeah, yeah, yeah. Alopecia and Michael.

Dan Ryckert· Host0:27

Yeah, do you, Alopecia, take- [laughs] [laughs] Michael, with this thick head of hair.

Mike Mahardy· Host0:32

And, uh, in The Matrix he does the thing where he, like, makes the computer program make, "Persephone, make her cum."

Mary Kish· Host0:39

Oh.

Dan Ryckert· Host0:40

Oh, The Matrix 2, yeah.

Mike Mahardy· Host0:40

And they show, they show, like, they show the code, like, rushing into her vag.

Dan Ryckert· Host0:44

Hell yeah.

Mike Mahardy· Host0:44

It's crazy.

Dan Ryckert· Host0:45

Yeah.

Mike Mahardy· Host0:45

It was a crazy thing for the, uh- What?

Dan Ryckert· Host0:47

Yeah, no, that really happens ...

Mike Mahardy· Host0:48

it was the crazy- That's not real ... it's, what's her name? Monica Bellucci.

Dan Ryckert· Host0:50

Well, no, it's, she got pie orgasm.

Mike Mahardy· Host0:52

You guys- You guys are playing off the fact- Yeah, because she's eating a- 'Cause I, you know I haven't seen this movie- No, Mary, this is real ...

Mary Kish· Host0:56

so I can't refute it ...

Mike Mahardy· Host0:57

look it up. I did not actually watch The Matrix Reloaded.

Mary Kish· Host0:58

I will not. I will not look up pie orgasm.

Dan Ryckert· Host0:59

Mary, look up Matrix pie orgasm.

Mike Mahardy· Host1:01

Look up Monica Bellucci pie orgasm. I guarantee you're gonna get fucking- All right, I'm gonna do it ... ready.

Dan Ryckert· Host1:07

All right, here, do the intro as she's looking it up.

Mike Mahardy· Host1:09

What do you mean ready?

Mary Kish· Host1:11

This is the intro.

Mike Mahardy· Host1:12

This is the intro. I'll do a new one.

Dan Ryckert· Host1:13

This is the intro.

Mike Mahardy· Host1:13

I'll do a new one. Jake, Jake, we've been talking, but I'll do a new one.

Dan Ryckert· Host1:15

Okay.

Mike Mahardy· Host1:15

What's the deal, Shaquille Bellucci? We're back with Fire Escape Cast.

Dan Ryckert· Host1:20

Mm.

Mike Mahardy· Host1:20

It's episode 130, I don't know.

Mary Kish· Host1:22

Pie orgasm what?

Mike Mahardy· Host1:23

Uh, Monica Bellucci.

Mary Kish· Host1:25

Monica- It's real ...

Mike Mahardy· Host1:27

Matrix Reloaded.

Dan Ryckert· Host1:27

It is real. This is a real thing that happened in the movies.