Fifth Wednesday Not-A-Lotta-Podda

Henry Paker· Host0:00

[upbeat music] [gong echoes] Caution. [alarm buzzes] Caution. [alarm buzzes] Caution. [alarm buzzes] Alert. [alarm buzzes] This is a Fifth Wednesday. [alarm buzzes] Please gather at the muster station. [laughs] Please gather at the mustard station.

Mike Wozniak· Host0:24

And do nothing, please.

Henry Paker· Host0:26

Muster and do nothing. Hang around.

Mike Wozniak· Host0:30

Yes, it's a, it's a Fifth Wednesday. Uh, for those of you who, surely you know by now, but we do four episodes a month.

Henry Paker· Host0:35

Mm.

Mike Wozniak· Host0:36

Some months have five Wednesdays in them.

Henry Paker· Host0:39

S- still, even now, even after our, a long-form protest in podcast form- Yeah ... which is what this whole show is.

Mike Wozniak· Host0:46

Yeah.

Henry Paker· Host0:47

You know. But unfortunately we've ended up in a bit of a complex legal pickle, haven't we? Because we desperately want, we actually desperately want to provide content on the fifth Wednesday of the month.

Mike Wozniak· Host0:55

Mm. Mm.

Henry Paker· Host0:55

But we're now being sued by the Gregorian calendar, aren't we? [laughs] Which is under the auspices of the Vatican.

Mike Wozniak· Host1:01

Mm-hmm.

Benjamin Partridge· Host1:02

Well, I'm being sued by, um, a Cliff Richard calendar.

Henry Paker· Host1:04

[laughs] [laughs] Yeah. It's, um, it's the one- Yeah ... from i- 1979 where, isn't it, was him with, um, just him and loads of squirrels, isn't it?

Benjamin Partridge· Host1:16

Yeah.

Mike Wozniak· Host1:16

Yes, that's right. 'Cause I think Cliff Richard's output is now owned by Omnicliff, which in turn owns, uh, the Vatican is my, uh... I think the Va- Vatican is a subsidiary of Omnicliff.

Benjamin Partridge· Host1:25

That's right.

Henry Paker· Host1:26

That's right. So, so Omnicliff, it owns United Biscuits. [laughs] It