F*ck 'Em ft. Kris Jenner
4/29/202655 min
This week Kris Jenner returns to Wonder Land and she has some things to get off her chest. She sets the record straight on recent rumors her facelift is ’slipping’, shuts down the Corey breakup headlines once and for all, and weighs in on everything from the media's obsession with tearing women down to what it actually feels like to run a family empire for 20 years while the tabloids make up stories about you daily. This one has everything and more.
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First 90 secondsKris Jenner· Guest0:00
Kris fucking Jenner.
Khloé Kardashian· Host0:01
This is an important subject. All the people that he's- No, you can't expose people. No, mom. I mean, no, mom.
Kris Jenner· Guest0:06
Oh, my gosh.
Khloé Kardashian· Host0:07
[laughs] No, mom. No, mom, when you start acting like my mom. The headline was that I hate my facelift.
Kris Jenner· Guest0:12
What's up with Kris Jenner? We heard she was furious with Steven Levine.
Khloé Kardashian· Host0:15
The media build you up just to knock you down.
Kris Jenner· Guest0:19
Fuck them.
Khloé Kardashian· Host0:20
Fuck 'em.
Kris Jenner· Guest0:20
Fuck 'em.
Khloé Kardashian· Host0:21
Fuck 'em.
Kris Jenner· Guest0:22
Fuck 'em.
Khloé Kardashian· Host0:22
Fuck 'em.
Kris Jenner· Guest0:23
Fuck 'em.
Khloé Kardashian· Host0:23
Yeah. I ran into Oprah.
Kris Jenner· Guest0:26
Name-drop over here.
Khloé Kardashian· Host0:27
Dinosaurs are really dragons.
Kris Jenner· Guest0:29
Feelings?
Khloé Kardashian· Host0:30
Did anybody else understand what she just said?
Kris Jenner· Guest0:32
Yeah.
Speaker 20:33
Yes.
Khloé Kardashian· Host0:33
Okay, good.
Kris Jenner· Guest0:33
Wedding bells with you and Corey?
Khloé Kardashian· Host0:35
You're sexy. You're outgoing. You're so smart.
Kris Jenner· Guest0:39
What's happening here?
Khloé Kardashian· Host0:39
What if I'm riding the bike and somebody jumps out of the bushes, grabs the bike, nobody'll know where I am, throws me in the back of a van and takes off?
Kris Jenner· Guest0:47
That's crazy. [upbeat music] [laughs] [laughs] Oh, my gosh. You turned into a goat.
Khloé Kardashian· Host0:54
I know.
Kris Jenner· Guest0:55
[laughs] Ah.
Khloé Kardashian· Host0:55
[laughs] Thanks, Chloe. [upbeat music] Thank you so much for my little surprise in my car today.
Kris Jenner· Guest1:03
Did you get the smoothie? Did you get the- No.
Khloé Kardashian· Host1:09
Was that not from you? Who else would it be from?
Kris Jenner· Guest1:11
That's so nice.
Khloé Kardashian· Host1:11
You didn't leave anything in my car today on my dashboard?
Kris Jenner· Guest1:14
Was it Chanel?
Khloé Kardashian· Host1:15
No.
Kris Jenner· Guest1:16
No. On your dashboard.
Khloé Kardashian· Host1:17
I posted about it 'cause I thought it was from you. It's not from you? Jesus? Baby Jesus?
Kris Jenner· Guest1:23
That's gotta be Paxie.
Khloé Kardashian· Host1:25
Paxie wasn't at my house today. Did one of you guys leave a baby Jesus on my car today?