Father’s Day Chaos! Abbey Fosters Five Kittens, Gaz Burns His BALLS and a Listener’s Lingerie Confession!
6/23/202641 min
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are reunited in Portugal for a Father’s Day special… but as always, things go downhill fast!
Abbey reveals she’s somehow ended up fostering a wild cat and five tiny kittens after they were found abandoned in a dumpster, while Peter returns from LA only to be struck down by jet lag & a family vomit bug. Oh, and Gaz suffers one of the most unfortunate sunburn injuries we’ve ever heard on the pod!
The pair also tackle some of your Father’s Day dilemmas, from whether homemade cards are ever acceptable as an adult, to the horror of six-minute voice notes from dads who’ve discovered Facebook Marketplace.
In the Agony Abs, one listener gets in touch after walking in on her boyfriend wearing her lingerie over a full work suit while performing what can only be described as an interpretive crab dance around the bedroom… and honestly, it might be one of the most chaotic emails we’ve ever had!
Elsewhere, there’s more pelvic floor follow-up, Abbey and Peter debate slamming doors, wardrobe icks and car door etiquette, and Gaz admits what he’s missing most about football culture in the UK while out in the States.
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00:00 Introduction
01:12 Abbey Fosters A Wild Cat and Five Kittens
05:08 Father’s Day, Family Chaos and The Vomit Bug
07:35 Gaz's Insane Sunburn Story
11:48 Father’s Day Card Dilemmas
14:10 Dad Voice Notes and Facebook Marketplace Addiction
17:39 Pelvic Floor Follow-Up
20:28 Cupboard Slamming, Door Icks and Household Annoyances
24:05 Peter’s Ideal Father’s Day
25:42 Reuniting In Portugal After Time Apart
31:43 The Lingerie Crab Dance Email
38:31 Gaz's Football Culture Rant In America
40:28 Wrapping Up In Portugal
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Transcript preview
First 90 secondsAbbey Clancy· Host0:00
How have you been, you testicle? What the hell?
Peter Crouch· Host0:02
[laughs] Well, what would you say if I was, like, dancing and, and I had your underwear on?
Abbey Clancy· Host0:08
I'd just be like, "What the hell are you doing?" [laughs] I love every, every animal, apart from capybaras. I hate them.
Peter Crouch· Host0:16
[laughs] This might have just been the best email we've ever had. I couldn't believe it. I'll let you take it away.
Gaz· Host0:22
No way.
Abbey Clancy· Host0:22
Oh, my God. That's a show, Gaz.
Peter Crouch· Host0:23
It's quite long. We have to read this out, so you go for it.
Abbey Clancy· Host0:25
[upbeat music] Hello, and welcome to The Therapy Couch with me, Abbi Clancy.
Peter Crouch· Host0:30
Me, Peter Crouch.
Gaz· Host0:31
And me, Gaz. Hello, guys.
Peter Crouch· Host0:34
And you, Gaz.
Gaz· Host0:34
How are we?
Peter Crouch· Host0:35
Look at Gaz. Look at him, look. He's in LA- [laughs] ... living the lifestyle.
Gaz· Host0:39
Look over... I don't know if you can see this, all these black undies behind me, [laughs] behind me on a washing line.
Peter Crouch· Host0:43
What the hell is that? Why? How have you managed that?
Abbey Clancy· Host0:45
What is that?
Gaz· Host0:46
[laughs] It's, it's just the most amount of Calvin Klein boxers you'll ever see hanging up on a line, I think.
Peter Crouch· Host0:52
What kind of shot, like, what kind of shot have you got in the background there? [laughs] What kind of ship are you running?
Abbey Clancy· Host0:57
What is that on, like, a washing line?
Peter Crouch· Host0:59
He's got a, he's got a washing line with boxer shorts behind him. That's his backdrop.
Abbey Clancy· Host1:03
[laughs] What? Who did the washing?
Gaz· Host1:06
Yeah, I've just done the washing. Yeah, done the laundry today. Thought might as well. You guys have got giant black muffs in your face, I can see. They're obscuring you.
Peter Crouch· Host1:13
[laughs] We have, yeah. We're, we're in a... I, I've come to see Ab for a few days in Portugal. Uh, obviously I've been out in, uh, in LA with you Gaz, doing the Peter Crouch Pod- Mm ... um, which has been a lot of fun, to be fair. But I, I had, I had a five days off and, uh, I wanted to make