Fancy Cereal! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
6/15/20261 hr 3 min
Are You Garbage is back with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. It's a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! NEW AYG MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Ultra: New customers get 15% off with code GARBAGE at https://takeultra.com Brunt Workwear: Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code GARBAGE at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/GARBAGE Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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First 90 secondsH. Foley· Host0:00
Hey, hey, hey, Cleveland, Ohio, the boys are coming soon. I'm talking to you, Lakewood. I'm talking to you, Ohio City. Everybody from the surrounding areas, come out and see the boys at Hilarities. Play a little AYG with the crowd and a little stand-up comedy.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:11
Yeah, we're also in Pittsburgh at The Improv. Get your tickets, they're moving quick. We'll see you there. We love you.
H. Foley· Host0:17
Yeah. Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?
Kevin Ryan· Host0:25
Ay.
H. Foley· Host0:25
It's that little show where we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find out if they're grouped to be classy- Yeah ... or if they're just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, H. Foley- Boom, boom, boom, bang ... coming at you on a beautiful day.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:37
[laughs] Fake. I got the big man.
H. Foley· Host0:40
We're out here at Tutti's in a new edition. She just got busted for the third time, stealing packages off the neighbor's porch.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:47
Jesus.
H. Foley· Host0:47
It's becoming an issue.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:48
[laughs] Wait, does this mean you've done that joke two other times?
H. Foley· Host0:52
[laughs] No.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:52
Okay.
H. Foley· Host0:53
No.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:54
You see what I'm saying?
H. Foley· Host0:55
[laughs] But I- "Hey, for the ninth time, I'm gonna tell you the same joke." That's pretty good, though.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:59
[laughs] Hey, rehash them.
H. Foley· Host1:00
I could s- I could start doing that.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:01
No, now you can.
H. Foley· Host1:02
Well, folks, look for that in about four months. [laughs] It'll be the fourth time.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:05
That'd be crazy.
H. Foley· Host1:06
I put my foot down. My co-host coming in from across the table. Ladies and gentlemen, this is what we call a family episode. It's just the boys, the bozos, and the homies, just the way we like it. Circling the wagons, hanging out. Family, friends, unity, togetherness. Kevin Ryan.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:20
[laughs] What? What?
H. Foley· Host1:24
I call him Mr. Jet Lag.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:25
Woo, boy.
H. Foley· Host1:26
You get it worse than anybody I know.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:28
Uh-huh. 'Cause I'm moving and shaking.