Everything You Need To Know About Taylor Swift's Wedding
7/9/20261 hr 23 min
Taylor Swift got married at Madison Square Garden and, somehow, the AMC CEO became our main correspondent for the “wedding of the century.” In this episode, we piece together the night from leaks, fan videos, and unhinged eyewitnesses: the peach-draped entryway and TT logo, the fake “garden” inside an arena, Taylor walking a bridge to a Love Story string arrangement, Adam Sandler officiating and allegedly singing, Paul McCartney and Stevie Nicks performing, and a thousand-person guest list that feels half fairytale, half corporate retreat. We get into who was there (Simone Biles, Fergie, Selena, Gigi, Eras Tour crew), who conspicuously wasn’t (Blake, Phoebe, Lorde, Lana, Ice Spice), and what that says about power, PR, and who actually wants to be folded into the Tayvis storyline. We also talk about those 20-minute vows and the room in tears, the parasocial high of watching Taylor finally get married, and the ethics of a wedding that’s also a brand activation—plus the Swifties outside MSG in a heat wave, singing to blank walls and scrambling for leftover pastries like subway RATS! JOIN US ON PATREON FOR WEEKLY BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/swiftologist
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Zach· Host0:59
Welcome back to Evolution of a Snake. I'm Zach.
Madeline· Host1:02
And I am Madeline.
Zach· Host1:03
And Tay Wedding, the event of the century, has taken place. We were notably not invited.
Madeline· Host1:10
Everybody noticed it. [laughs] Everybody noticed it. "I can't believe they weren't there," said the crowd. "I can't believe they weren't there." Well, what can I say?
Zach· Host1:19
Everybody thought that we would get an invitation.
Madeline· Host1:21
Invite lost in the mail.
Zach· Host1:22
It was so clear that I guess- Invite lost in the mail ... I guess we're not as close with Taylor as we thought, Madeline.
Madeline· Host1:26
I guess we thought that we were her best friends. I guess there's, she's